[muffled old timey radio noises] time for an advice column
Name: Momo
Date: March 5th
Format:audio radio!
[After the expedition last month wrapped up, in the next few days, radio listeners of Aefenglom may have noticed a newcomer to the airwaves. Despite being a fresh voice, there's an air of experience to how he takes his programs, upbeat and cheerful but professional, talking with other hosts and guests and drawing out the interesting and comedic things about them for a good fun show.
And now he's here to get some talk show comedy out of the locals and Mirrorbound, wrapping up an informative little segment about local music to transition into that most loved and dreaded of call-in shows--
--the advice column.]
...Now we're back to just Momo, and you know, I've been in a real bind since I got here last month...I had all these juniors running around to give advice to, and now I've come to another world all fresh and inexperienced, my advisory skills as a weathered old-timer are getting rusty! [He's...26...] I've got to keep that stuff sharp like any good mother does, so if you need advice or a sounding board on anything that doesn't need me to know the deepest lores of this place, call in - or send a text in if you're shy, anons welcome too - and I'll help you out with it! Maybe someone else is having the same worries as you, so everyone benefits, you know? Send your daily quandaries, your work problems, your sordid love triangle stories...though not too sordid, we're still on daytime radio!
If you've got a question I can't answer, like monster or magic problems or something, then I'll put that to the audience and maybe we'll get some interesting answers from them, too! But whether we're talking it out or I'm reading it out for the audience, I'm sure we can solve some people's problems today. Even the weird ones. [Read: he welcomes the possibility of outright silly and questionably true responses.
The watch connection he gives for the calls isn't his own device, but rather one the radio station owns, because he's not here to tango with questionable calls after the show is over. He does enough of that at home. As for the texts, he puts up a post for those alongside the opening of the segment, so he'll both be talking and texting in response to those (and non-radio listeners can spot it even if they weren't listening to the segment).]
[[Tag-ins will be presumed as chronological, e.g. the first tag-in would be the first call/message and so on, so reacting to stuff from before your character sends their response is valid. Any question Momo puts to the audience will be open to threadjacking from when he does.]]
Date: March 5th
Format:
[After the expedition last month wrapped up, in the next few days, radio listeners of Aefenglom may have noticed a newcomer to the airwaves. Despite being a fresh voice, there's an air of experience to how he takes his programs, upbeat and cheerful but professional, talking with other hosts and guests and drawing out the interesting and comedic things about them for a good fun show.
And now he's here to get some talk show comedy out of the locals and Mirrorbound, wrapping up an informative little segment about local music to transition into that most loved and dreaded of call-in shows--
--the advice column.]
...Now we're back to just Momo, and you know, I've been in a real bind since I got here last month...I had all these juniors running around to give advice to, and now I've come to another world all fresh and inexperienced, my advisory skills as a weathered old-timer are getting rusty! [He's...26...] I've got to keep that stuff sharp like any good mother does, so if you need advice or a sounding board on anything that doesn't need me to know the deepest lores of this place, call in - or send a text in if you're shy, anons welcome too - and I'll help you out with it! Maybe someone else is having the same worries as you, so everyone benefits, you know? Send your daily quandaries, your work problems, your sordid love triangle stories...though not too sordid, we're still on daytime radio!
If you've got a question I can't answer, like monster or magic problems or something, then I'll put that to the audience and maybe we'll get some interesting answers from them, too! But whether we're talking it out or I'm reading it out for the audience, I'm sure we can solve some people's problems today. Even the weird ones. [Read: he welcomes the possibility of outright silly and questionably true responses.
The watch connection he gives for the calls isn't his own device, but rather one the radio station owns, because he's not here to tango with questionable calls after the show is over. He does enough of that at home. As for the texts, he puts up a post for those alongside the opening of the segment, so he'll both be talking and texting in response to those (and non-radio listeners can spot it even if they weren't listening to the segment).]
[[Tag-ins will be presumed as chronological, e.g. the first tag-in would be the first call/message and so on, so reacting to stuff from before your character sends their response is valid. Any question Momo puts to the audience will be open to threadjacking from when he does.]]
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What are those symbols?
[How do you type so much so quickly?]
I know what I'm turning into now. But I'm not saying here.
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Rice is a kind of grain! It gets soft and fluffy when you cook it in water and has a subtle taste, so people use it to bulk up meals, but you can do a ton of stuff with it~~
The symbols are meant to look like silly faces
Like this is a cat: (^・ω・^ )
And this is a big sad face: o(;△;)o
I guess that's fair...
If you find someone else turning into the same thing maybe you can ask them about allergies ~(˘▾˘~)
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Why?
[and despite that...
Wait...
... ]
¶×>×? [She tried. ]
I might have. We shared what we knew but it was worrying.
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[And as for the kaomoji, an attempt was made and that's good enough for Momo.]
That's the spirit!! It looks confused to me ( ・◇・)?
It's better to know than not know, though, isn't it? At least you can prepare... (・∧‐)ゞ
me just messing with random keys to make faces
I hope it's enough. There isn't a lot of information.
.>`)¬
the best way to learn kaomoji
[It's probably not that helpful an addition to his description...]
I'm surprised someone hasn't compiled some kinda record of what monsters get what...
Haven't people been showing up here for like, ten months or something???? (;`O´)o
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That sounds more like a cat than a grain.
I think there are. But it seems to be slightly different for everyone. The person I saw has been here the same amount of time as myself, but looks different.
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You know what, how about I send you a picture~~?
[And so he does, a few minutes later. It's significantly less feline-adjacent than advertised.]
Maybe they got unlucky (●´ω`●)ゞ
Finding the same type of monster who's been here longer might be more useful, though...
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It's not that easy when you can't identify all monster types. I'm not sure what to look for.
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I guess it'll probably be easier when you've changed more, but maybe some of them might be able to recognise what you are? Maybe they'll come to you.
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It's like how turnskins can be cats are dogs but are the same monster.
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At least it sounds like you're probably something more specific?
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[She's turning into some kind of bug person Momo. Help. There's so many bugs.]
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[Bugs? Snails? Turtles? Crabs? He feels like the latter ones would make for kind of questionable monster, though bugs might not be much better despite the enhanced variety.]
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[That's all she has to say on the matter. Here at least.]
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[Momo likes to sign off at least somewhat professionally when he's doing this sort of thing.]
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no
[New skill obtained.]
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