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flat "literal cryptid" escardos ([personal profile] escardos) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2020-04-08 03:49 am

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okay guys. i was thinking about things and about the "monsters" here but specifically vampires and why u shouldn't fear them.

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that's inside of your body, and they're like, well, a vampire or a dracula or some other sort of mansquito (lmao get it), then that's probably ok. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that's basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood and, let's say that they're some kind of murdersaurus or maybe a really big frog, that's where the problems start to arise. a really big frog is not made for removing blood and your blood KNOWS this. which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and by any means possible.
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[personal profile] guesser 2020-04-07 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
the true groundbreaking phenomena should arise when one wants to supply a really big frog with The Stuff instead of all that wealth and spite. it's against our nature as blood bags, but what if your heart is too big? what if you can't stand seeing a creature drown in its own entrails? what if you want to live another day to see your really big frog change its life? solution:

you share an iv with a really big frog and transfuse for life. you become blood brothers. you are one with the frog, and the frog is one with you.
Edited 2020-04-07 18:20 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ua_duibhne 2020-04-07 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Flat, I mean this as someone who is fond of you: did you hit your head?
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[personal profile] ua_duibhne 2020-04-07 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
A fever, then. Are you feeling well?
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[personal profile] curruid_coinchenn 2020-04-07 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
when's the last time you slept?
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[personal profile] stardustish 2020-04-07 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
hey as someone who's living with some mansquitos, this is a great explanation!!
bravo!!!
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[personal profile] beguiledcard 2020-04-07 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn those really big frogs...
Edited 2020-04-07 23:00 (UTC)
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[personal profile] curruid_coinchenn 2020-04-07 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm going to smother you with a pillow.
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[personal profile] stardustish 2020-04-07 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
you know now that we're on this topic...
i'm totally fine with my vampire friends feeding off of me if they need to, but do they sell blood bags anywhere?
like, at the supermarket?
i know some vampires might not want to actually feed off of people out of fear or insecurity or something, you know?
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[personal profile] curruid_coinchenn 2020-04-07 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

don't be dramatic.
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[personal profile] curruid_coinchenn 2020-04-07 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
i wasn't being serious, you should know that.
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[personal profile] scyldig 2020-04-07 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't tell if you're high or just hate frogs.
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[personal profile] polterguide 2020-04-08 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
but what's inside of murdersauruses

murdersaurii?
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[personal profile] beguiledcard 2020-04-08 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, of course.

Your warning is much appreciated, kind and questionable sir.

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