un: escardos ; text

[escardos]

okay guys. i was thinking about things and about the "monsters" here but specifically vampires and why u shouldn't fear them.

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that's inside of your body, and they're like, well, a vampire or a dracula or some other sort of mansquito (lmao get it), then that's probably ok. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that's basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood and, let's say that they're some kind of murdersaurus or maybe a really big frog, that's where the problems start to arise. a really big frog is not made for removing blood and your blood KNOWS this. which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and by any means possible.

Comments

un: super nintendo

[guesser]

the true groundbreaking phenomena should arise when one wants to supply a really big frog with The Stuff instead of all that wealth and spite. it's against our nature as blood bags, but what if your heart is too big? what if you can't stand seeing a creature drown in its own entrails? what if you want to live another day to see your really big frog change its life? solution:

you share an iv with a really big frog and transfuse for life. you become blood brothers. you are one with the frog, and the frog is one with you.

[escardos]

okay but its kinda difficult to stay connected w the frog forever. unless it’s like dialysis where you just need to do it twice a week or something like that when it needs new blood

how often do you think they need blood? once a week? oh but if they’re really big they might need more than what i have.

un: firstspear

[ua_duibhne]

Flat, I mean this as someone who is fond of you: did you hit your head?

[escardos]

no it’s a real concern!!!

text; un: berserker

[curruid_coinchenn]

when's the last time you slept?

[escardos]

i am actually asleep right now. please leave a message after the beep. beeeeeep

un: sylviak

[stardustish]

hey as someone who's living with some mansquitos, this is a great explanation!!
bravo!!!

[escardos]

TY TY!!! my bonded has another bond with a mansquito and i’m just like thinking that, you know? vampires getting ur blood isn’t half bad at all! like i’m glad i’m not one of them but if i were to know one that wanted my blood, well, i’d give it to them!

UN: purrrrrsonaowo

[beguiledcard]

Damn those really big frogs...

[escardos]

they're really dangerous and you should watch out for them

text. un: triskele

[scyldig]

I can't tell if you're high or just hate frogs.

[escardos]

why would i hate frogs? name one good reason.

un: cherrypit

[polterguide]

but what's inside of murdersauruses

murdersaurii?

[escardos]

i guess they'd have organs like any animal.

or knives.

un: PXW

[chiastic]

Are you not being kept sufficiently occupied with the work I've given you?

[escardos]

[ the next day: ] professor! hi sorry i think i was sleepwalking!

and i made the report you asked for! it’s great i even got some specimens from their lab!!

text, un: filament

[omnicrafter]

You had me until the bit about the frog. Then it all kinda went to shite.

I think you could rewrite the sentiment a little more coherently and it'd be an excellent reminder to the general populace. Though I'm not too sure about the comparison to mosquitoes either... since those are, you know, vilekin pests, and vampires are still people.

[escardos]

[ the next morning: ] mosquitoes have their use in the earth as well! did you know they actually help pollinate flowers?

un: taru

[seemstressed]

If this is supposed to be a public awareness statement I believe it's gone rather poorly. My blood is to remain inside my body. I have an aversion to anyone or anything that wishes to make a meal of me.

_{[Lalafell, unfortunately, have a track record of being, er, delicious...]}

[escardos]

wow not even to those that need it really badly? isn't that cold?

un: itachiuchiha

[anbu]

While the extraction process may vary, there is legitimate concern when considering the quantity of blood removed. Even a small amount of blood loss can impact someone negatively.

[escardos]

i see!!!!!! that's why you must always provide the person giving the blood with cookies and juice. to keep the blood sugar up!

text — un: porsche

[illtempered]

What?

[escardos]

sorry, i wrote this in my sleep!

but it makes sense, doesn't it? vampires need your blood! that's why they ask for it!

text;

[beariot]

I am


not certain blood has thoughts or feelings, Flat.