blackbonded: Do not take. (Perturbed)
Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane ([personal profile] blackbonded) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2020-04-07 07:48 pm

video; un: shiro

[ The video shows Shiro looking a little wary. ]


Soo... just out of curiosity. Is anyone missing a lion cub?
spaghettimonster: arrt-jim-lad (HMMM.)

video - un: CoolSkeleton95

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-04-08 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nnnnno.... Have you found a lion cub?

[This probably wasn't a rhetorical question message, but it never hurts to check, right?]
spaghettimonster: (YOU CAN TELL ME WHATEVER IS ON YOUR MIND)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-04-08 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, you don't sound sure... Did you find a dog?

[The skeleton squints closer at the small screen on the watch, like the angle will tilt just enough to see the mystery animal himself.]

They come in lots of shapes and sizes!

[Understandable mistake, really.]
Edited (saw i had the chance to fix the html goof and i'm taking it) 2020-04-11 04:02 (UTC)
spaghettimonster: (THAT ANNOYING DOG)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-04-11 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like dog behavior. Give in to their puppy dog eyes even once, and...

[He shakes his head, confident and almost nostalgic.]

Before you know it, they're in your home. Stealing from your counter-top. Climbing into your bed at night.
spaghettimonster: (A WORTHY PUZZLE)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-04-11 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
So not really a lapdog...

[Until proven otherwise, small animals are dogs, okay.]

Well, whoever it belongs to, might not have a watch. You may need to make posters. And get it a chewtoy.
spaghettimonster: (DRAMATIC SWOON)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-04-11 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
A printer? I don't even have a computer.

[Technology here is so lacking. Sure, he can still take selfies of himself, but who does he share them with? The audience is so small!]

But I have hands, and I can draw.
spaghettimonster: (THE DECISIVE ARTISTE)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-04-12 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Sure hope the person with the username PrincessAllura doesn't notice that.]

Of course! I make art that looks like me all the time.
spaghettimonster: (I'M ELEVEN)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-04-12 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[:)?]

Oh, I have time now. That's why I'm hanging out online, seeing what people are doing... Are you in a hurry?

[He hasn't seen the other clips about anybody's metal arm getting nibbled.]
Edited (forgot icon, fixed) 2020-04-12 17:38 (UTC)
spaghettimonster: (I---THE GREAT PAPYRUS---WILL HELP YOU!)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-04-12 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Gasp! We can't have that.

[Yes, he outright said the word gasp, in a gasp.]

Okay. Where are you now? I'll get some poster supplies... And meet you there!

[Seems more reasonable than convincing a clingy animal to go for a walk and meet lots of strangers.]
quintessent: (for fealty's sake?)

voice | un: PrincessAllura

[personal profile] quintessent 2020-04-08 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Shiro.

[Don't mind her if she sounds very unsure right now.]

Are lion cubs a common pet on earth?
quintessent: (in moonlight so pale)

[personal profile] quintessent 2020-04-11 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Then, would it not make more sense to return it to... [She waves a hand, unseen off screen.] The wild, where I'm sure it's mother is?

[Even as she says that, she doesn't sound entirely certain.]

What are you looking at?
quintessent: (And in the winter night)

[personal profile] quintessent 2020-04-14 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't saying you should abandon it-

[She says, defensively at first, but her attention is distracted by the next thing that Shiro is talking about.

That sounds really. Cute.
]

...Can you show him on the video?

[For scientific reasons.]
marmoron: marmoron (<3)

voice / un: keith

[personal profile] marmoron 2020-04-09 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Where'd you find it? Can I pet it?
marmoron: marmoron (actuqlly listening??)

[personal profile] marmoron 2020-04-11 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What so it found you?

[Just raising an eyebrow at this.]

Is your hand okay? Where are you anyway? Do you need help getting it under control?
marmoron: marmoron (flat ass stare)

[personal profile] marmoron 2020-04-11 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't sound like you've got this under control but sure.
marmoron: marmoron (maximum doubt)

[personal profile] marmoron 2020-04-11 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[....]

Are you going to keep being mysterious about this or.....?
marmoron: marmoron (you have cat breath)

[personal profile] marmoron 2020-04-11 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine.

Better stop distracting you then.
thejoyrider: FGO // final ascension art (Default)

[personal profile] thejoyrider 2020-04-09 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[She does not, but she is very curious now]

What’s its name?
thejoyrider: (⚜️ 030)

[personal profile] thejoyrider 2020-04-17 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if it does not have an owner, would that not make you its new dad?