Network: May, An Inauspicious Arrival

[faileas]

The Network: May, An Inauspicious Arrival

The Watches Everyone who arrives in an unorthodox way and eventually shows up at the Coven for 'orientation', will receive a strange, watch-like device compliments of the Coven and Parliament. Miss Nessie or one of the welcome wagon crew will give characters a run-down of how to use the various functions and they are encouraged to test them out for themselves. It would be good for them to get in touch with their fellow Mirrorbound, of course! Fourth wall characters will not be able to make their own posts in the communities, so they may use this post to make "network posts" of their own by top-leveling. The log post is right over here.

Comments

[hopticulture]

They don't exist where I'm from. The closest animal I can compare humans to are apes.

[hoaxer]

Oh. That makes sense. Where I come from, dwarf rabbits are just pets.

[...]

Do you guys still have pets?

[hopticulture]

Pets? Seriously?

[please realize she's thinking of something Very Inappropriate and insulting.

but...]

I know some animals keep insects as pets.

[hoaxer]

[The more Lu Li thinks about this world the rabbit is painting, the more questions she has. Are all animals sentient? If humans don't exist, how does this rabbit know about humans? Is this a Planet of the Apes scenario? Do they raise insects in lieu of cows?????????

She wishes Cassie were here. Cassie would be better at asking intelligent questions. Lu Li can only manage:]

Animals? Plural? You're joking, right?

[hopticulture]

Why would I joke about that.
Why is anything I'm saying confusing? You saying rabbits are kept as pets is confusing, and a bit demeaning.

[hoaxer]

Take a walk in my shoes. Where I come from, animals are just animals... humans are just humans...

[hopticulture]

Where I'm from, humans don't exist at all, so technically that means I have you beat.

Animals are just animals where I'm from, you know. Animals like me, and deer, and wolves, and so on...