Network: May, An Inauspicious Arrival

[faileas]

The Network: May, An Inauspicious Arrival

The Watches Everyone who arrives in an unorthodox way and eventually shows up at the Coven for 'orientation', will receive a strange, watch-like device compliments of the Coven and Parliament. Miss Nessie or one of the welcome wagon crew will give characters a run-down of how to use the various functions and they are encouraged to test them out for themselves. It would be good for them to get in touch with their fellow Mirrorbound, of course! Fourth wall characters will not be able to make their own posts in the communities, so they may use this post to make "network posts" of their own by top-leveling. The log post is right over here.

Comments

un: CoolSkeleton95

[spaghettimonster]

YEAH, IT'S SUPER ILLEGAL.
BECAUSE IT'S TERRIBLE!
BINDING DEAD PEOPLE TO THEIR BODIES... MAKING THEM DO WHATEVER THEY'RE CONTROLLED INTO DOING...
MAYBE IT'S NOT SO BAD WHERE YOU COME FROM.
BUT HERE, PLEASE DON'T.

OH! BUT YOU CAN MAKE EXPLOSIONS.
AS LONG AS YOU GO OUTSIDE THE CITY.

[auriphrygiate]

[ that is.... so much caps lock. ]

Hmm. You have very strong feelings about this, I can tell.
But consider! Maybe some people are happy to be back!
No one wants to be controlled, I'll give you that one, but animating otherwise unused bits of meat and bone is rather harmless, really. No one's home anymore, you see.
Anyway, it's purely an intellectual discussion. Whoever dragged me here saw fit to deny me any magic at all.

At least no one's entirely outlawed explosives.
I guess.

[spaghettimonster]

GOOD THING YOU DON'T HAVE THE TEMPTATION.
IF IT WAS JUST MAKING SKELETONS ALIVE,
SO GHOSTS COULD LIVE ON IN THEIR OWN BONES,
I'D BE ALL FOR IT.
JUST IMAGINE, MORE FRIENDLY SKELETONS TO BRIGHTEN OUR DAYS!
BUT IT'S A LOT WORSE THAN THAT HERE.

[He has a lot of very capslock feelings about necromancy, because it was a terrible betrayal when he went to make friends... and got attacked.

And also the whole undead suffering thing people described.]

BETTER THAN THEATER.
OF ALL THINGS, -ACTING- WAS ENTIRELY OUTLAWED.
THEY'RE FIXING THAT NOW.