text; un: METTATON

[glitzandglamour]

Name: Mettaton
Date: 05/09
Format: text

Ohh yes!! Hello darlings... My. So many of you, to bear audience to my post. Something's been on my mind for a few weeks now. And with so many questions on the network this month, why not conduct a survey of my own?

QUESTION: How many digits do you have on your hand? Fingers, thumbs, claws, fins, amorphous appendages. You name it, you count it! In as much detail as you'd like!!

Every reply will receive feedback on the configuration of your hand... by none other than ME!! Some lucky responses may receive any extra commentary that comes to my dazzling mind! Will you be one of the bold and the lucky...?

[ooc: 4th wall characters welcome!]

Comments

text | un: harmonia

[digiorno]

seven.

text; un: eisner

[hegemonwings]

Five fingers on each hand.

I'm reasonably sure that's standard?

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[inlikethebrume]

Four fingers and a thumb on each hand.

un: krüeger

[usurpers]

what’s this for?

text, un: filament

[omnicrafter]

You should've asked them to post pictures, too.

[Not because she likes looking at pretty hands or anything, noooooope...]

[izanyagi]

[There has to be a joke at the end of this or a payoff so of course he's going to see what it is.]

Five on each hand.

[glitzandglamour]

Seven. Aren't you a lucky number.

Is this on one hand, or between both?

[glitzandglamour]

Five. You're just like my friends... Interesting!

What is the fifth finger for?

[digiorno]

on each hand. gloves are a little unwieldy as a result, but they're useful.

does that mean you approve?

[glitzandglamour]

Yet another with five digits! I'm impressed. We have a lot of you, here in Aefenglom.

But don't worry, darling. I accept you, even with so many fingers. Do you play the piano with a gift like that?

[glitzandglamour]

Krüeger-darling! There you are. How pleased I am, seeing you on this survey...

without an answer. How am I supposed to give you my thoughts without this CRUCIAL detail?? This is a place for me to ask YOU questions.

[glitzandglamour]

Well. I won't decline a picture. Not from any of my lovely commenters... yourself included. You'll still get my feedback!

[glitzandglamour]

A ten out of ten!! Marvelous! But still, quite a few fingers...

Tell me, sweetheart. How many of your fingers are ring fingers?

[glitzandglamour]

Approve? Of course I do, darling! It's the highest number of fingers I've ever heard of... But I understand how difficult it can be. Finding gloves, for an amount of fingers overlooked. You must really get a bang for your buck when you go in for a manicure!

By the way. Are you human?

un: taru

[seemstressed]

Are you making a doll?

[digiorno]

[Oh, good.]

most people here have to get their clothes tailored more. it's not worth complaining about a few extra fingers on my gloves. although i do.

not anymore. obviously. i probably was once.

[glitzandglamour]

Oh, no. I'm just making an observation about a beloved population of extra-dimensional visitors. An observation... that a lot of you have a surplus of fingers. Already, I'm blown away by the results.

Though such data could be used for that purpose, couldn't it?

[ASSUMING ANY OF IT WAS COMPLETELY TRUE, AND NOT PEOPLE SHITPOSTING... Mettaton expects it. It's their loss, if a doll is made in their image with an inappropriate amount of fingers.]

text| un: reddeer

[rightfoot]

Five. Four fingers and a thumb.

[glitzandglamour]

How nice it would be, to be able to waltz in and buy up a pair without customization. As a robot, it's my condition. Having to have everything specially tailored to fit me. I understand. But really, what's better than being paid special attention to, in the realm of tailoring?? I think of it that way. What an honor, to fit clothes to my voluptuous figure... Likewise, it should be an honor to fit a glove to your seven fingers.

[is he trying to reassure giorno for having seven weird fingers? you bet...]

So you were probably a human, once. Interesting. Did you grow more fingers as a result of your Monster changes?

[glitzandglamour]

So many of you with so many phalanges. Outstanding!

Do you ever find that your excess of ten fingers get twisted up, darling? Keeping track of that many fingers can't be easy.

Un : ma text

[stopfen]

You've seen mine.

[Holding the cup after the dreams. When she'd swiped at him during the full moon. This really wasn't the place to talk about that though, but still. ]

Can we meet? I owe you.

[There, not suspicious at all. Or someone could teach her about private filters. ]

[digiorno]

[Okay but it's working??? Despite the fact that this is such a huge and stupid lie. It's a funny one, and he's being comforted, which is weirdly flattering. God, none of this makes sense. This is dumb.]

i think one must have a passion for the art to go into tailoring. as such, it's probably refreshing to tailor clothes to robots, or many-fingered people.

[So, yeah. Absolutely an honor.]

i did, but only one more on each hand. not a massive change.

[rightfoot]

How is that excess? If they all serve a purpose, doesn't that make it just the right amount?

[glitzandglamour]

[It's a reply given only a moment's pause, for he forgives her already. How could he hold anything against Mikasa? She could kill him, and he'd probably forgive her.

Even if the crime of almost being eaten never fails to bring him back to a bad memory of being crushed between teeth... It's fine.]

Of course I've seen your hands. You're one of the reasons I'm so curious, darling.

We can meet any time you'd like. I can schedule you in.

[omnicrafter]

Attachment: hand.png

Draw your own conclusions, I guess...?