Mettaton EX (
glitzandglamour) wrote in
aefenglom2020-05-09 06:36 pm
Entry tags:
- a3!: juza hyodo,
- attack on titan: eren jaeger,
- attack on titan: mikasa ackerman,
- beastars: louis,
- fe: byleth eisner,
- ffxiv: emet-selch,
- ffxiv: irhya pendhula,
- ffxiv: mira chambers,
- ffxiv: tataru taru,
- fgo: enkidu,
- fgo: wolfgang amadeus mozart,
- jjba: giorno giovanna,
- jjba: narancia ghirga,
- jjba: pannacotta fugo,
- kh: demyx,
- lwa: atsuko kagari,
- original: bishop,
- p3: shinjiro aragaki,
- p4: yu narukami,
- transformers: soundwave,
- undertale: alphys,
- undertale: mettaton,
- voltron: allura
text; un: METTATON
Name: Mettaton
Date: 05/09
Format: text
Ohh yes!! Hello darlings... My. So many of you, to bear audience to my post. Something's been on my mind for a few weeks now. And with so many questions on the network this month, why not conduct a survey of my own?
[ooc: 4th wall characters welcome!]
Date: 05/09
Format: text
Ohh yes!! Hello darlings... My. So many of you, to bear audience to my post. Something's been on my mind for a few weeks now. And with so many questions on the network this month, why not conduct a survey of my own?
QUESTION: How many digits do you have on your hand? Fingers, thumbs, claws, fins, amorphous appendages. You name it, you count it! In as much detail as you'd like!!Every reply will receive feedback on the configuration of your hand... by none other than ME!! Some lucky responses may receive any extra commentary that comes to my dazzling mind! Will you be one of the bold and the lucky...?
[ooc: 4th wall characters welcome!]

text | un: harmonia
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Is this on one hand, or between both?
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text; un: eisner
I'm reasonably sure that's standard?
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What is the fifth finger for?
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But don't worry, darling. I accept you, even with so many fingers. Do you play the piano with a gift like that?
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un: krüeger
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without an answer. How am I supposed to give you my thoughts without this CRUCIAL detail?? This is a place for me to ask YOU questions.
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text, un: filament
[Not because she likes looking at pretty hands or anything, noooooope...]
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Five on each hand.
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Tell me, sweetheart. How many of your fingers are ring fingers?
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un: taru
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Though such data could be used for that purpose, couldn't it?
[ASSUMING ANY OF IT WAS COMPLETELY TRUE, AND NOT PEOPLE SHITPOSTING... Mettaton expects it. It's their loss, if a doll is made in their image with an inappropriate amount of fingers.]
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text| un: reddeer
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Do you ever find that your excess of ten fingers get twisted up, darling? Keeping track of that many fingers can't be easy.
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Un : ma text
[Holding the cup after the dreams. When she'd swiped at him during the full moon. This really wasn't the place to talk about that though, but still. ]
Can we meet? I owe you.
[There, not suspicious at all. Or someone could teach her about private filters. ]
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Even if the crime of almost being eaten never fails to bring him back to a bad memory of being crushed between teeth... It's fine.]
Of course I've seen your hands. You're one of the reasons I'm so curious, darling.
We can meet any time you'd like. I can schedule you in.
probably going to be action later because I lazy
you're valid
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Probably can end soon
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un: juzahyodo
What's this for?
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I wanted to know what the distribution of digit count was, in a world like this. Two of my dear friends have five digits... A coincidence that struck me as odd. Imagine my surprise to find so many more of you.
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un; havefaith
Standard for Cybertronians.
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With an extra finger, you could call two of your fingers a pinky finger. Or two of them could be middle fingers! The possibilities are endless. Do you find yourself wishing you had fewer?
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text;
Were this someone else, I'd claim it to be a question borne of insecurity.
Why the sudden curiosity regarding numbers?
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I'm asking because I couldn't help but notice how many you had, gorgeous! What an odd happenstance, that I'd have two close friends with five fingers?? But just look at how many oddities there are, just like you two.
[Is it an oddity if pretty much everybody replying actually has five digits? Yes. It's weird that so many people have five fingers. What A Coincidence! There should more fours and sixes if this were normal. Mettaton is POSITIVE he's being messed with at this point.]
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un; nocturne
five on each one?
[Dear lord, he hopes he doesn't end up with extra. That might make playing his sitar a little tricky.]
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And let me guess. Like all humans, you also have fingernails? Something I acknowledge I used to lack... Until becoming a Puca.
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I accidentally deleted the notif for this without replying... my apologies!
you're good!! (1/2)
2/2
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un: enkidu
[Oh, and imagine this!]
right now i am typing this message without my fake fingers. it is quite a feat. i think i deserve extra commentaries from your dazzling mind.
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Why add the fake fingers, beautiful? Were you dissatisfied with your form, as-is? Because if you ask me, you have a lovely amount of fingers. If you prefer it, however... Who could judge? I support your desire for ten, if that's what you like.
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this is late, sorry
you're good, I'm not always on my best game myself 😎
i used to be but then... /gestures at everything
yeah... 💦
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Is there a reason? For your numbing ring finger. Longing for something...?
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text | un: xxsunreaper17xx
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un: PrincessAllura
[The perks of flying around space.]
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As somebody who has met so many species... Are you human? Or do you know of humans?
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text; (un: aragaki)
used to have five toes on each foot, too, but now i got hooves. dunno if those count or how many the count as.
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Unless, of course, I'm being played with. Not that I mind... Haha.
[...Mettaton thinks that some of these "five-fingered" Mirrorbound are lying. They have to be, because where are the six- and four-fingered humans that he knows exist??]
You're a Faun, right. ...How is that, by the way? Acclimating to hooves, and such a drastic restructuring of your legs.
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text; un: hemlock
I wonder if that has something to do with the fact that Mirrorbound are transforming into a different species vs. being born that way.
[Although, reading through the responses................ there is at least One person fucking with Mettaton. Hm. To correct, or not to correct. That is the question.]
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[Unfortunately, the ones that Mettaton thinks are jokes... doesn't include Giorno's response.]
There are a slight number of respondents reporting that their digit counts have changed since their transformation, yes. You could be onto something.
Let me guess. You're going to tell me you have five digits, too? The absurdity of it. Ha-ha.
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un: ALPHYS
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Just look at the replies I've gotten, darling. It's fascinating... how people choose to answer.
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un: shinykagari
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un: Xx_Aerosmith_Da_Bomb_xX
[Giorno has the right idea, bullshitting is fun.]
hey hey you haven't said how many fingers YOU have
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All you have to do is ask, and I'll provide! Yes. I have four digits. A very respectable, common number. Modest... but elegant.
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Fortunately, the device he was given has more than one option for communication.]
If you do not remember how many I have, you are welcome to come visit me.
[And see for yourself, he implies with a playful tone. Though, really, it is little more than an offer to spend time together. He's been up to a few things, and he is keen to share.]
Voice
But he understands an invitation when he hears one. Mettaton's voice is emphatic, though modulated as ever. One could almost see how upright and forward-leaning those ears of his are with how he sounds, in their mind's eye.]
A reminder of a hand I saw so recently... But how could I pass up such an opportunity set out before me? Yes.
In other words... I'd love to visit! In fact. Where are you, right now? You'll be shocked and surprised at how quickly I can make my way around...
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tl;dr the second boss room in the Amaurot dungeon is a theater set up in the Greek style
I may be canonblind (nothing youtube can't fix), but I do know my Greek theatres
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(voice) un: amadeus
Fingers? ... Twenty!
—Oh, I wish. Unfortunately, I don't think I could get away with that. You've seen them, after all.
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Maybe later, he'll figure out why. He really hasn't heard from Amadeus in some time...]
Finally. Somebody who gives me a number other than five per hand... And it's someone whose hands I've already seen well enough to know it's a lie. A shame.
[He says it in a way that sounds disappointed, that Amadeus is lying... Where ARE the twenty-fingered people?? Nevertheless, he's still lighthearted.]
Here, I've been saying it's two friends I'm asking on behalf of. But I suppose it's three, after all... Three people I know, who have five digits per hand. What are the odds. But just imagine what you could do with twenty!
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