text; un: METTATON

[glitzandglamour]

Name: Mettaton
Date: 05/09
Format: text

Ohh yes!! Hello darlings... My. So many of you, to bear audience to my post. Something's been on my mind for a few weeks now. And with so many questions on the network this month, why not conduct a survey of my own?

QUESTION: How many digits do you have on your hand? Fingers, thumbs, claws, fins, amorphous appendages. You name it, you count it! In as much detail as you'd like!!

Every reply will receive feedback on the configuration of your hand... by none other than ME!! Some lucky responses may receive any extra commentary that comes to my dazzling mind! Will you be one of the bold and the lucky...?

[ooc: 4th wall characters welcome!]

Comments

[getting_better]

[ He couldn't help but chuckle and smile. He just taught a robot something. You'd think it's supposed to be the other way around. ]

Glad to be of help. Another thing to keep in mind is how it looks. People always eat with their eyes first, so if something looks tasty they'd be more likely to eat it.

[metalcrusher]

Oh, trust me, beautiful. I know that all too well. Appearances make or break a good product!! Which is why I pour my sparkling heart into the appearances of my best-selling products.

[getting_better]

Good to know. What do you sell actually? I nearly forgot to ask.

[ He assumes it's something edible, like junk food or candy. ]

[metalcrusher]

All matter of things. One can never brand too many products in their name and face!! Under my MTT-Brand empire, I market fashion. Beauty. Appliances. Luxury. Hospitality. Upscale restaurants. Fast food. You name it, and there's a MTT-Brand Miracle for you! (TM)

... This is all back where I come from. The marketing scene in Aefenglom has yet to be conquered by someone of my talent. Running a brand label isn't a one-man job, you know.

[getting_better]

Woah, that's impressive. One business is hard to break into but multiple ones is just ridiculous. I mean that in a good way. Kudos!

[ He thinks there's a mind to this robot, one that maybe worth investing in. ]

Well, if you're in need of investors, I don't have a lot of money but I'm willing to give a little bit to help you out.

[glitzandglamour]

Hahaha... Of course, beautiful. I'll keep you in mind, should I find myself waking the businessman in me to a virtually barren market! So many things they lack. So many opportunities to blow their minds with MTT-Brand pizazz.