text, un: hector

[petcromancer]

Name: Hector [un: hector]
Date: Mid Maiuril
Format: Text


There is now an animal shelter operating within the city. We are accepting donations and volunteers. If you find an injured or homeless animal, you can bring it here.

Thank you.

[Attached is a picture of the shelter with the sign just out of frame. There are dogs, cats, rats, and some native species. Hector's also listed the address of the building, but not the name. Because it's awful. Blame Everett.]

Comments

[weiward]

it's not a bad thing! And most animals are pretty cute.

[except dogs. dogs are not cute, dogs are terrifying. but maybe opinions differ if you've never had to fight them for food.]

Ah- [wei wuxian nods, understanding what "earlier" means.] If I find any, I'll bring them to you. We could probably also help take care of any injured bunnies if you need it.

[petcromancer]

[Um, dogs are fucking wonderful. But if Wei Wuxian wants to avoid them, then there's more for Hector.]

i haven't found any rabbits yet, but if i do, i'll let you know.

wait, there was another guy who mentioned rabbits. really formal, a witch. is he yours?

[How many weird bunny guys can there be?]

[weiward]

[there is without a doubt only one who falls under that description.]

that was definitely my lan zhan. he really loves them. we have a house filled with them and i fear there will be more before long. can your animal shelter do anything about that?

[petcromancer]

probably. there's a surgery that would prevent them from breeding if you wanted that.

[weiward]

i think they'll be pretty upset with us if we prevent them from doing that, and i can't really blame them. we just need to have fewer babies.

[petcromancer]

then you'll need to keep them separated by genders if you don't want them to breed constantly.

[weiward]

but that presents the same problem. if they're separated, they can't be together.

[together together.]

bichen and suibian are in love. what right do we have to come between them and prevent them from expressing that to each other?

[petcromancer]

well, those are your options. you either do something, or you deal with a full colony of rabbits.

[weiward]

...it probably won't be so bad. lan zhan must've had dozens of them back in cloud recesses, he'll know what to do!