text, un: anonymous.

[coherer]

Can't believe this is gonna be my first post on here, awkwaaard lol.

This place is full of romantics. I've met a bunch of Witches and Monsters who're getting together in pairs, three-of-a-kinds, and some are even going for full houses. I'm in a bit of a pickle and I'd like some advice on the problem, since everyone's probably way better at figuring this stuff out than me. And, actually, it's more like a couple of problems? Because I really, really like two separate people.

I know this is a story as old as time and if I don't be careful I could make a huge mess of everything, but I genuinely don't know what to do with myself. "You can't have your cake and eat it, too," is a really relevant expression to use here, I feel, and overall I've got so little experience asking one person out let alone multiple. Both of them are unique and couldn't be more different, which is probably what's making the decision on who to try for so difficult. They're both funny and attractive, but one's super smart, affectionate, and dynamic, while the other's strong, willful, and considerate.

What are your thoughts? Am I overthinking it, or being too callous? Having crushes on your friends is normal, but how about moving forward with both of them? Sorry if this is weird, or no one actually gives a shit. I do, and I hope to hear from you. Thanks!

P.S. You don't need to get all detective on me just because I'm anon, but if you do figure out who this is? Please don't be a dick and spread your knowledge (totally wishful thinking, but I think I've been cool enough with everyone and I hope they don't think I deserve that).

P.P.S. If the people I'm talking about figure out who this is? Yikes, first of all, but no pressure. I mean it.

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[anbu]

So you understand my intention in asking these questions.

The other individual is Stiles, I assume.

[coherer]

I don't, actually. You might as well start making the ends of your sentences rhyme and giving out fake gold coins.

P.S. (READ ME!!!) don't say "I assume" when you already know. It makes you sound pretentious.

[anbu]

["Itachi on thesaurus.com searching for other ways to say 'but I own him' without making it weird."]

This affects Sasuke. You are bonded to him. Your actions toward my brother have consequences.

What I assume about the situation doesn't make it true, and I am far less familiar with yours and Stiles' relationship. [Since he doesn't care as much.] That said, you've confirmed it.

You wish to engage in an intimate relationship with both of them?

[coherer]

Yeah, it affects him, and I realize that. But if he says no, he says no, and I'll respect that. What are you so afraid of? If he says yes?

Because MY answer to your question is yes. I think dating Sasuke and Stiles would be really worthwhile. Sasuke's always been real with me, and he's got more going for him than I think he even realizes.

ofc now I'm taking your brother's opinion into consideration. I'm gonna ask him how he feels about the whole thing. And I don't need your blessing to do it, but I'd like to have it.

[anbu]

[I've been waiting months to use this]

I see. So those are your serious intentions.

Then I hope you will speak to him, rather than speaking here. It is not my place to interfere otherwise. As you said, my acknowledgment isn't something you require of me.

[coherer]

(DAMN IT ITACHI.)

"Serious intentions" being the oppressively normal crush I have on your brother? Pretty much, yes.

And thanks for helping me out with all this (read this in a sarcastic tone). I thought we were getting along after fishing and stuff, but ig not? idek what I did to you.

[anbu]

[He has no concept of oppressively normal crushes, or dating, or whatever these feelings Jonas is having are...]

Why do you believe you have done something to me?

[coherer]

Because we seemed to be getting civil with one another, then you go behind my back and ignore my P.S.

It's not a friendly thing to do.

[anbu]

[This does bring him pause, because he hadn't even considered the impact it might have on Jonas. Or perhaps he hadn't cared. All Itachi had seen was something that concerned his brother—deeply—and the instinct to confront that, a protectiveness wholly warped inside of him. Twisted around the sense of hypocrisy that he has no real right to interfere in this personal domain of Sasuke's life.

Jonas' boundaries were secondary, in the moment. Perhaps they always will be where Sasuke is involved. But his recognition of that is a step closer to seeing that it isn't necessarily right.]

My preoccupations toward my brother are strong.

[See, he's trying... to communicate... instead of deflecting or ending the conversation as was his initial impulse. Sasuke's smackdown may have helped.]

I wished to know your motives. Of course, it is Sasuke's decision what to do from here. I don't understand what your desire for a relationship means well enough to offer this 'blessing', nor do I see why you'd want it when your disposition toward me is more tolerant than amiable.

[coherer]

You could've just asked. You can STILL just ask. I'm not into secrecy and being enigmatic or anything like that.

Sasuke's decision's already been made and he's not interested, I can tell that much. I just really like him, think it'd be nice to date him, and want to see him happy. You're a big presence in his life, because you're family and family's the most important thing. Right? So why wouldn't I try to get your approval?

It'd make him feel better, even if nothing happens. Even you okaying our friendship would probably mean a lot. I think of my mom and if she'd like the people I've bonded with here and I think, for the most part, she would. And that's just one of the best parts of hanging out with Sasuke and Stiles. Not the only part, obviously, but it's comforting to know.

Do you get what I'm saying?

[anbu]

[There's so much packed into that, attempting to address it all feels impossible. Eventually:]

No. I cannot understand why you would seek my approval after knowing what I have done.

[That Sasuke's apparently expressed disinterest is a piece of information he puts away, for now.]

[coherer]

I care about what Sasuke thinks of our relationship, whatever that is.

I'll never agree with what you've done and I'll never ever understand why it happened, but Sasuke clearly cares about you. And if we get along, that might make him feel good. If not, it might be one less thing he has to think/worry about.

Was that a better explanation?

[anbu]

So like Stiles, your motivation to include me is Sasuke. I understand.

Your feelings toward him are more obvious to me now.

[coherer]

Yeah? Why wouldn't it that be our motivation? You won't tell me how you're feeling about things or what your opinion is on pretty much anything/everything.

How are we supposed to associate you with you if you don't DO anything? For us, or for him. You just stand around judging everyone. Like a statue, but even most statues have expressions on their faces.

[anbu]

I said I understood, Jonas. I've never intended to befriend you or Stiles. Likely we wouldn't have spoken without our mutual connection to my brother.

[Time for some opinions; better late than never.]

I do not want to be here. I died as well, like you, but mine was a choice. I recognize this is temporary. My only goal now is to ensure Sasuke's safe return home, as well as make his time here more bearable. As a vampire, he's suffering. I'm certain you know. It is good for him to have you and Stiles at his side through his eventual transformation.

You both have a positive influence on him. That's something I recognize regardless of my own judgments, and I'm glad that you will continue to support him no matter his feelings toward you.

cw, suicide mention.

[coherer]

("mine was a choice."

did itachi kill himself? eyes widening at the text message, jonas' visceral reaction to the news causes him to lean away from his watch as though that'll spare him the new and alarming news. to share that with him is beyond belief, stunned and unable to move his thumbs over the small screen.)

We can support him together, if you wanna team up. I know I can watch their backs if I get stronger and learn more than I know now, but I'm not going to leave you alone either. Even if I don't understand you, I know what you want and that's enough right?

If you're dead, you can stay here. Make something completely new that's yours, not anyone else's. I can help you do that, or try to make this place better for people like us.

[anbu]

[... Jonas continues to act against his every expectation. Itachi can't reconcile why he would want to help him, knowing as much as he does. Words he thought would come down like a barrier between them instead earn this.]

That's assuming they allow us to stay.

[But.]

You can get stronger. If ever you're willing to train again, I would teach you.

[coherer]

Yeah, okay. I'll think it over.

Thanks for the offer, though.