text, un: anonymous.

[coherer]

Can't believe this is gonna be my first post on here, awkwaaard lol.

This place is full of romantics. I've met a bunch of Witches and Monsters who're getting together in pairs, three-of-a-kinds, and some are even going for full houses. I'm in a bit of a pickle and I'd like some advice on the problem, since everyone's probably way better at figuring this stuff out than me. And, actually, it's more like a couple of problems? Because I really, really like two separate people.

I know this is a story as old as time and if I don't be careful I could make a huge mess of everything, but I genuinely don't know what to do with myself. "You can't have your cake and eat it, too," is a really relevant expression to use here, I feel, and overall I've got so little experience asking one person out let alone multiple. Both of them are unique and couldn't be more different, which is probably what's making the decision on who to try for so difficult. They're both funny and attractive, but one's super smart, affectionate, and dynamic, while the other's strong, willful, and considerate.

What are your thoughts? Am I overthinking it, or being too callous? Having crushes on your friends is normal, but how about moving forward with both of them? Sorry if this is weird, or no one actually gives a shit. I do, and I hope to hear from you. Thanks!

P.S. You don't need to get all detective on me just because I'm anon, but if you do figure out who this is? Please don't be a dick and spread your knowledge (totally wishful thinking, but I think I've been cool enough with everyone and I hope they don't think I deserve that).

P.P.S. If the people I'm talking about figure out who this is? Yikes, first of all, but no pressure. I mean it.

Comments

[coherer]

(tilting his head at the text, confusion winning out over his jittery nervousness. is stiles alright? does it have to do with this conversation, or something else?

refusing to let his mind wander off on unhelpful tangents, jonas responds quickly.)

Oh, sure thing. I'm good to talk anytime.

Is that gonna be okay for your nocturnal sensibilities? You gonna sleep right after, or try to get some z's in beforehand?

[mensrea]

It’s fine. I’ll sleep after.

[ Maybe. It depends on how the discussion goes, honestly. What if Jonas freaks out? What if Jonas isn’t comfortable with him staying in the cottage anymore? What if – ]

Sorry. I promise we’ll talk about this [ this being the network post ] after, if you still want to.

[coherer]

Man, whatever works. I'm open.

And if any of this made you uncomfortable, I'm really sorry for that. I kinda didn't think when I made this post and I'm starting to see the mistake that was. ig people know me better than I thought.

[mensrea]

I meant what I said. I think you're doing fine. Nothing to apologize for.

But yeah...anyone with half a brain who knows you would be able to tell who this "anonymous" was.

[ Sorry, Sasuke. At least he figured it out in the end. ]

Your speech patterns are obvious even through text LOL. Try not to use so much modern American shorthand next time.

[coherer]

Thanks, Stiles.

I just wish I'd been able to sit down with you guys and talk about it in person. I didn't really mean for this to happen, but I know what's up now at least. Sorta.

We'll figure it out.

[mensrea]

It's not like it's too late for that. We've got time.

We will, dude. I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?

[coherer]

Yeah, alright. See you then.