text, un: anonymous.

[coherer]

Can't believe this is gonna be my first post on here, awkwaaard lol.

This place is full of romantics. I've met a bunch of Witches and Monsters who're getting together in pairs, three-of-a-kinds, and some are even going for full houses. I'm in a bit of a pickle and I'd like some advice on the problem, since everyone's probably way better at figuring this stuff out than me. And, actually, it's more like a couple of problems? Because I really, really like two separate people.

I know this is a story as old as time and if I don't be careful I could make a huge mess of everything, but I genuinely don't know what to do with myself. "You can't have your cake and eat it, too," is a really relevant expression to use here, I feel, and overall I've got so little experience asking one person out let alone multiple. Both of them are unique and couldn't be more different, which is probably what's making the decision on who to try for so difficult. They're both funny and attractive, but one's super smart, affectionate, and dynamic, while the other's strong, willful, and considerate.

What are your thoughts? Am I overthinking it, or being too callous? Having crushes on your friends is normal, but how about moving forward with both of them? Sorry if this is weird, or no one actually gives a shit. I do, and I hope to hear from you. Thanks!

P.S. You don't need to get all detective on me just because I'm anon, but if you do figure out who this is? Please don't be a dick and spread your knowledge (totally wishful thinking, but I think I've been cool enough with everyone and I hope they don't think I deserve that).

P.P.S. If the people I'm talking about figure out who this is? Yikes, first of all, but no pressure. I mean it.

Comments

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[coherer]

Am I super easy to read or something? How do people keep figuring this out.

(no, sweetie, you're just slow.)

[usurpers]

You're the only person I know who types like this, Jonas.

[coherer]

Out of hundreds of people my texting is the most obvious?????

I was tired but now I'm just amazed at myself and flattered you know my text style so well? I had no idea. But that just means p much everyone who's reading my responses knows it's me. Which is going to be humiliating later, probably.... LMFAO

[usurpers]

Only if they type with you frequently enough, I don’t think it’ll be everyone. You taught me, too.

I’d say you did what you had to do without meaning to, but maybe your gut knew. Hope it works out.
🤜

[ don’t fail him jonas he’s waiting on ur fist bump]

[coherer]

I guess that makes sense. In which case I'm pretty screwed either way since I taught a couple more people some things, too. Oops... oh well.

Thanks for being such a bro about this.

🤛💥💥💥

[usurpers]

You don’t feel screwed.

And you don’t have to thank me for something like that, either. If you have the chance to experience something you wouldn’t, take it. I wish I could’ve understood that sooner.

[coherer]

(........)

You're a good guy, Eren.

[usurpers]

[ gdit jonas all he can think of is i'm not, this topic makes him so

hence, the constant typing . . . message that takes longer to send something proper through. ]

If you need someone to talk to, I can try. Whenever.

[ it's not his strong point but he needs. to work on it. ]

[coherer]

(that fucking pictureIGWEIGRII)

I'll keep that in mind. And the same goes for you, too, you know?

This friendship stuff works both ways. So far I think we're doing a p good job at it.

[usurpers]

[ one whole friend . . . he can't screw this up. ]

Let me know if I'm not. And good luck 🐲.