text, un: anonymous.

[coherer]

Can't believe this is gonna be my first post on here, awkwaaard lol.

This place is full of romantics. I've met a bunch of Witches and Monsters who're getting together in pairs, three-of-a-kinds, and some are even going for full houses. I'm in a bit of a pickle and I'd like some advice on the problem, since everyone's probably way better at figuring this stuff out than me. And, actually, it's more like a couple of problems? Because I really, really like two separate people.

I know this is a story as old as time and if I don't be careful I could make a huge mess of everything, but I genuinely don't know what to do with myself. "You can't have your cake and eat it, too," is a really relevant expression to use here, I feel, and overall I've got so little experience asking one person out let alone multiple. Both of them are unique and couldn't be more different, which is probably what's making the decision on who to try for so difficult. They're both funny and attractive, but one's super smart, affectionate, and dynamic, while the other's strong, willful, and considerate.

What are your thoughts? Am I overthinking it, or being too callous? Having crushes on your friends is normal, but how about moving forward with both of them? Sorry if this is weird, or no one actually gives a shit. I do, and I hope to hear from you. Thanks!

P.S. You don't need to get all detective on me just because I'm anon, but if you do figure out who this is? Please don't be a dick and spread your knowledge (totally wishful thinking, but I think I've been cool enough with everyone and I hope they don't think I deserve that).

P.P.S. If the people I'm talking about figure out who this is? Yikes, first of all, but no pressure. I mean it.

Comments

[coherer]

Thanks, I'll need it.

But you know... you do have the power to seek this kinda thing out for yourself.

[proudofme]

more like the worlds lamest game of hide and seek, dude. I've had NO luck!! [that's gender neutral, right? Dude??? Sure. Everybody can be a dude.]

[coherer]

(dude is a universal constant. it works for plants and animals, too.)

Seriously? You?

(... i mean, what? this is the first time we've ever spoken...)

Uh, I mean you haven't? Have you been looking for something?

[proudofme]

It makes no sense right!? I'm totally a catch!

[lacking self esteem is not Soren's issue, at least...]

I just want a cute girl who likes me! Bonus points for being good at fighting.

[coherer]

Cute, likes you, good at fighting. It can't be that hard, man, a lot of women here could spank me in magic skill and general strength. Especially the chimeras and turnskins I've met.

Got anyone in mind/who rings a bell for you?

[proudofme]

A monster girl would be weird for me... but also really cool. [good taste, Soren]

I mean, nobody really specifically. I know a few girls around my age but I dunno they don't seem interested? I don't pick up that vibe yknow

THAT welcome sorta vibe

[coherer]

I'm with you on the "really cool" side of things, dude. Before I came here I wouldn't have looked twice at people walking around all covered in fur and scales and stuff, but it's kinda cute?

Like the puca are really adorable.

(BUNNY LADIES.)

At least you can tell when people may or may not be into you, I'm hopeless with that stuff.

[proudofme]

[he can def get on board with bunny ladies]

Oh yeah

I totally can tell EVERY time girl tend to like me so this is weird man

[this is an entirely mistaken appraisal of himself, he actually has no clue]

1/2

[coherer]

Okay, well clearly I need to introduce you to some girls. Maybe you'll hit it off with them.

Even though I p much know like..... Sylvia, Zelda, Fang.....

2/2

[coherer]

Dude, I don't know like any girls

wtf

[proudofme]

I think that's more than I know

that's so lame I need to meet more girls!