text; un: sylphid

[sylphid]

most people like food. i know i do. so i want new ideas and recipes to try. pretty much anything goes. some vegetarian tossed in is good too. for a friend.

i need to challenge my personal chef a little.

Comments

[rightfoot]

No need to eat vegetarian on account of me.

[sylphid]

maybe something gets your attention too.

[rightfoot]

What's that supposed to mean?

[sylphid]

you'll stop chewing on basic veggies all the time.

[rightfoot]

...But that's what I like.

My diet is fine.

[sylphid]

:(

[rightfoot]

Don't :( at me.

[sylphid]

:(

[hoboagogo]

i mean he is a deer
just be glad he eats actual fruits and vegetables instead of browsing on shrubs

[rightfoot]

No.

[hoboagogo]

why no? i'm on your side here.
youve seen the deer here just vacantly staring and chomping on leaves. youre already weating way more normal than them.

[rightfoot]

They're just dumb babies, they can't help it.

[sylphid]

did you chew on trees when you were a dumb baby?

[rightfoot]

I didn't go outside, so no. But I bet there were kids who chewed on sticks and things.

[hoboagogo]

i mean even human kids chew on sticks so id believe it

[sylphid]

haha kid.

since you're a goat.

[hoboagogo]

guess i should have left the 'human' part out so you could have a better punchline

[rightfoot]

I can't beat Fie's reply to this.

But...I get the impression that children just put anything in their mouth that they find.

I see the animals we find out here as just children who never get past that stage.

[hoboagogo]

fair enough. i dunno what i'd think if i went to a place with a bunch of giant babies or whatever

[Dead eyed stares at PQ evil spirit club]

but anyway i guess people should stop giving you shit for eating raw vegetarian stuff

[rightfoot]

It doesn't really bother me that much. It's not like I can do anything about it, anyway, and it won't stop me.

[sylphid]

so you probably would have.

[rightfoot]

Probably. I was kind of bitey.

[sylphid]

maybe that's why we get along.