text, un: ALPHYS

[textsfromhotland]

[suddenly, a post appears.

And several minutes later, it's appended. And then again. And again. Until it looks a little like this:

soooo this is kinda awkward, but when i woke up this morning my feet weren't working? like i can't move my toes??? Has anyone else had anything like this happen before?

edit: OH MY GOD??? right after i posted that my toes just like. STUCK TOGETHER. i think there's something really wrong with my feet!!

edit x2 ALL OF MY TOES JUST FUSED INTO ONE BIG TOE

LIKE A HOOF???? OR SOMETHING

WHY DO I HAVE HOOVES?????

edit x3 i dont know how to walk with these things help

[and thus, Alphys accidentally liveblogs herself discovering that she is, in fact, a faun.]

Comments

[textsfromhotland]

i SWEAR i thought i was! the soft fur was a dead giveaway!!! or i thought it was anyway

oh man i dont want ANTLERS too!

[famous last words]

[metalcrusher]

And I didn't want rabbit legs. We don't always get what we want, Alphys!

Could you be a Faun? You were acting strangely on the full moon. That is to say, you were... outside. In the cold of winter. I was wondering if you'd been possessed! Hahaha...

[textsfromhotland]

a faun? i just said i didn't want antlers!! besides everybody gets weird on full moons here!

[glitzandglamour]

I don't make the rules, darling! It's one of your two options, considering. I'm only pointing it out. The hooves drastically reduce your potential fate. What will it be??? A randomized mishmash of parts? Or antlers, and being drawn to the outdoors...? The latter is almost unbelievable. Ha-ha.

By the way... do you need help? You should know. When it comes to learning how to ambulate upon new and exciting limbs, such as legs... I'm the best there is.

[textsfromhotland]

out.... side...???

[computer nerd does not want to go outside. computer nerd wants to sit in front of a screen all day. Never mind the fact that she's been subconsciously getting more and more attracted to the outdoors for months now.]

i guess being ONE thing is better than being a mishmash. uggggghhh

would you

mind giving me some pointers

[glitzandglamour]

[Mettaton will toast to the day that Alphys wants to go outside, and he gets to see it. It will be a day of celebration, a "we're so proud of you" banner hung to mock in his derisive humor. But, also, it would be nice to see her try new things if she found enjoyment in it. There's so much sun, Alphys!]

Love your legs. If you love them, you'll want to walk in them.

[mettaton... who does that work for]