text, un: ALPHYS

[textsfromhotland]

[suddenly, a post appears.

And several minutes later, it's appended. And then again. And again. Until it looks a little like this:

soooo this is kinda awkward, but when i woke up this morning my feet weren't working? like i can't move my toes??? Has anyone else had anything like this happen before?

edit: OH MY GOD??? right after i posted that my toes just like. STUCK TOGETHER. i think there's something really wrong with my feet!!

edit x2 ALL OF MY TOES JUST FUSED INTO ONE BIG TOE

LIKE A HOOF???? OR SOMETHING

WHY DO I HAVE HOOVES?????

edit x3 i dont know how to walk with these things help

[and thus, Alphys accidentally liveblogs herself discovering that she is, in fact, a faun.]

Comments

[guesser]

now, now....... fauns are great!!!! what made you think kitty?

[textsfromhotland]

i mean

no offense but cats are way cuter than deer

i guess i just thought having fur meant turnskin. OTL

[guesser]

oh ho!!! there's more than one monster with fur!! what if
you're a chimera like me (・口・) !!!!