01 - Fair Warning

[psychotronics]

Name: Morgan Yu
Date: Backdated to Iuneril 3rd (because I suck at getting things up timely)
Format: Text

Alright I'll admit it, this place is a significant improvement over the other world that I left behind. And yes, I'm saying that even keeping the doomsday magical blight in mind. Things sucked pretty bad for me, back on the other side of the mirror.

That said... I've yet to see anything that would validate the concern, but just in case, I'm putting this warning out there. If you happen to see any strange creatures running around, ones that look like globs of oil that have somehow spontaneously gained sentience and the ability to hate? Fucking tell me. And try to keep an eye on your things. Like, if you suddenly find yourself with two coffee mugs, but you're absolutely positive that you used to only have one? Smash them both.

Comments

[spaghettimonster]

I SAW A MONSTER THAT LOOKED LIKE OIL IN THE DREAM...
BUT! THEY DIDN'T SEEM HATEFUL!
THEY TRIED TO PUNCH ME, BUT THEN THEY HUGGED ME, AND WE WERE FRIENDS.
SO I THINK WE'RE SQUARE.

MORE IMPORTANTLY...
HOW DO I DISTINGUISH BETWEEN -MALEVOLENT- CERAMICS,
AND SOMEBODY PLAYING PRANKS, OR GIVING GIFTS?
I'M TRYING TO SAVE MONEY, AND TRASHING ALL MY THINGS WOULDN'T BE CHEAP.

[psychotronics]

The malevolent ones will turn into amorphous tentacle creatures and launch themselves at your face.

[spaghettimonster]

SO IF I DON'T BREAK THEM... THEY'LL BREAK THEMSELVES.
SEEMS LIKE THE SAFEST, CHEAPEST BET... IS TO JUST FIGHT THEM IF THEY BECOME A PROBLEM.
WITH MY... BONES?
WHOOPS, I KEEP FORGETTING MY MAGIC IS GONE.

[psychotronics]

As a doctor I think it's my responsibility to tell you to just smash the damn mugs.

[spaghettimonster]

OH! WELL, IF YOU'RE A DOCTOR... I GUESS YOU'RE THE EXPERT.