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aefenglom2019-06-13 11:33 pm
cyclopticsadist) wrote in aefenglom2019-06-13 11:33 pm
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someone get him a furminator
Name: Niles
Date: 6/13
Format: Video
[The clip opens with a shot of Niles' chest. It might seem intentional, given how the deep cut v neck of his shirt shows off his chest, but after the picture rotates and tilts awkwardly a few times it becomes pretty clear he's just not entirely familiar with how cameras work. When his face finally is visible and the picture steadies he's frowning, annoyance obvious in the slant of his mouth and his squinting eyes.]
A question to all those who are gaining new parts and features, how do you keep them clean?
[The camera shakes and rotates some more as Niles turns his device to point down at a long, incredibly fluffy, beautifully patterned tail. It's not filthy, but the white shows flecks of dirt caught in it and there's a few small mats starting to form, particularly on the underside near the end. It flicks and twitches a few times before Niles moves the camera back up to his face.]
I've tried combing it like my regular hair- [Which looks clean, shiny, and overall well groomed.] -but the fur is so dense it hardly does anything, and it picks up dirt and grime so easily. I'm used to having a dirty reputation, but I pride myself on keeping that to the figurative sense only.
Date: 6/13
Format: Video
[The clip opens with a shot of Niles' chest. It might seem intentional, given how the deep cut v neck of his shirt shows off his chest, but after the picture rotates and tilts awkwardly a few times it becomes pretty clear he's just not entirely familiar with how cameras work. When his face finally is visible and the picture steadies he's frowning, annoyance obvious in the slant of his mouth and his squinting eyes.]
A question to all those who are gaining new parts and features, how do you keep them clean?
[The camera shakes and rotates some more as Niles turns his device to point down at a long, incredibly fluffy, beautifully patterned tail. It's not filthy, but the white shows flecks of dirt caught in it and there's a few small mats starting to form, particularly on the underside near the end. It flicks and twitches a few times before Niles moves the camera back up to his face.]
I've tried combing it like my regular hair- [Which looks clean, shiny, and overall well groomed.] -but the fur is so dense it hardly does anything, and it picks up dirt and grime so easily. I'm used to having a dirty reputation, but I pride myself on keeping that to the figurative sense only.
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And then Niles ruins a moment that shouldn't have existed anyway.]
...! You can lick that yourself!
[Konoe sits up immediately, more annoyed at how he let himself get into grooming someone else than annoyed at Niles' comment as such.]
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[Niles is wearing a self satisfied, picture perfect, shit eating grin. There was the reaction he wanted. Indignant and offended, finally fully clued into Niles' particular vulgar brand. Now only time would tell if Konoe could tolerate him anyway.
He finds himself hoping that he will, which is counter to his entire method of 'make them prove they can handle you before wasting time on them', but he supposes that's his fault. He really shouldn't have let them have that...unexpectedly intimate moment without showing demonstrating how truly obnoxious he was. Though to his credit, not for lack of trying. His face relaxes, just a bit, into a genuine sort of smile.]
Sincerely, I thank you for your help. [And then abruptly his face regains its sharp and mocking edge.] If you find yourself craving something long and thick to get your mouth on, my door is always open.