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Niles // Zero ([personal profile] cyclopticsadist) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2019-06-13 11:33 pm

someone get him a furminator

Name: Niles
Date: 6/13
Format: Video

[The clip opens with a shot of Niles' chest. It might seem intentional, given how the deep cut v neck of his shirt shows off his chest, but after the picture rotates and tilts awkwardly a few times it becomes pretty clear he's just not entirely familiar with how cameras work. When his face finally is visible and the picture steadies he's frowning, annoyance obvious in the slant of his mouth and his squinting eyes.]

A question to all those who are gaining new parts and features, how do you keep them clean?

[The camera shakes and rotates some more as Niles turns his device to point down at a long, incredibly fluffy, beautifully patterned tail. It's not filthy, but the white shows flecks of dirt caught in it and there's a few small mats starting to form, particularly on the underside near the end. It flicks and twitches a few times before Niles moves the camera back up to his face.]

I've tried combing it like my regular hair- [Which looks clean, shiny, and overall well groomed.] -but the fur is so dense it hardly does anything, and it picks up dirt and grime so easily. I'm used to having a dirty reputation, but I pride myself on keeping that to the figurative sense only.
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[personal profile] loadme 2019-06-17 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I agree with the others that you probably need a more specialized brush.

And not only that, but you'll need to brush it pretty often too!

On a different note, it looks very cute!
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[personal profile] loadme 2019-06-27 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, nothing like that. I think I ended up being a witch, so I'll be staying just the way I am!

I just have to worry about learning magic.
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[personal profile] loadme 2019-07-02 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mind that so much. The way I see it, it's no different than studying for tests in high-school.

The real difference is that I'll probably have an actual use for what I learn here!
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[personal profile] loadme 2019-07-03 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
It's not really like I have any control over what they teach us!

I just happen to think that a lot of what they do teach doesn't really have practical use.