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[getting_better]

Name: Bishop
Date: 7/31
Format: Text

I'll keep this brief, I need sparring partners. Martial arts, swords, spears, fire arms, fucking silverware, I don't care. I'm starting to feel rusty and I need to shake it off, preferably now. This isn't a quest but I'm willing to compensate you for your time. Anyone will do my only condition is don't hold back.

Have a nice day.

Comments

[getting_better]

[ What? He thinks he's good looking. His foster mom always told him so. ]

I can just pick you up at your place. I'm usually up to exercise anyway.

[needsteaplz]

That's fine by me. Ah, right, I don't remember if I told you before but my housemates and I actually moved to a new place. It's insane how huge this place is. Anywho, I'll send you the address later.

Just don't overwork yourself on your training, okay?

1/2

[getting_better]

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[getting_better]

Goddammit. I thought cats were supposed to be calm, why do I have the only who occasionally runs around like she's on crack?

[ He clearly doesn't know that cats get the zoomies. ]

Anyway, when have I ever overworked myself? [ Literally two weeks ago. ] I'll be fine.

[needsteaplz]

[ Give her a minute to regain her composure after more laughter. ]

You forget cats are natural predators that sleep a lot so of course they'd have a lot of energy when they are awake.

Let's just say it takes one to know one. I know you're determined to get back into shape, but don't ignore your body's needs.

[getting_better]

Can't forget what I don't know. I always thought them as just furballs that beg me for scraps early in the day.

[ After all, why would a man who can turn into a deadly but adorable owl need a pet for? He's his own animal companion, thank you very much. ]

What I need is to get back to fighting form. My girlish figure is turning less girlish by the second.