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[rightfoot]

Name: Louis
Date: Late 8/1, Early 8/2.
Format: video.

[ Hello there, network! It's a face that many of you haven't seen for awhile, he thinks. This time, there's no chaos attached to this post. ]

Hard to believe it's been a year here. Is this the sort of anniversary someone celebrates? It's my 'Abducted to a strange planet' anniversary. Maybe I'll get someone [ ahem ] to make a cake or something. Castella is my favorite, by the way.

[ He's not going to push his luck. ]

So those who have been here for awhile, what have you learned since arriving? If you're ... newer, what do you hope to learn?

Personally, I learned that despite monsters being a big thing: deer with fingers are still a novelty. Oh, and pet ownership is still weird to me. I don't think it'll ever not be weird.

[ There's a small quirk of the corner of his mouth, and the slightest, small smile when he makes the offer. It's reminiscent of what he posted almost a year ago. Just way more -- polite. ]

That being said - I am going to give the same opportunity that I gave when I first arrived:

I am not a Monster. I am a deer who happens to be a witch. I never saw a human before getting here. And I have ten fingers and five toes.

And, if you have any questions, it's okay to ask, I promise. I don't bite. No question is too weird at this point, I think.

Comments

[rightfoot]

A yaogui? So like, a zombie? The undead?

[ He's seen zombie pop culture, too. ]

[rightfoot]

I did. The theater club alone had a lot of variety, sheep, wolves, tigers. And that's just a small group compared to our entire population.

[rightfoot]

Sounds like a fetish. But we just call sex... sex. We don't use the word yiff.

[rightfoot]

I know what you mean. The four-legged non-talking ones that are kind of like babies. I can't say because I prefer the city, but I'll take your word for it because it makes sense to me.

[freecshow]

Oooh oh my gosh that makes sense, because they can't talk and they crawl around

Babies from your world sound like they're really cute!! I think im better with the baby animals like the ones from this world than humanoid babies though.... maybe

[Gon's realizing he's never actually interacted with a baby. wild. of all the crazy things he's experienced, he's never hung out with an infant]

[scowlish]

Oh, I see. I wonder if there are owls.

Ah. That's good to hear, though. I have a relative at home who's in a dangerous place, and I'm glad to know that I'll be back in time to get him back to safety.

[guesser]

unbeliEVEable that a real life furry debunks such outrageous myths . . . they'd be outraged, i bet. but you're not wrongo! there's a whole community of them just wishing to knot.

[rightfoot]

[ oh no... what... ]

What -- Uh, right. Okay.

[rightfoot]

Probably. I can't see why not.

...Yes, you should be.

[rightfoot]

I mean, they're babies. I think baby versions of most things should probably be cute because they're a lot of work.

[trost]

And that doesn't raise any kind of problem ...?

[guesser]

Have fun with the thought.

[rightfoot]

Well, it's certainly not perfect. But humans are all the same species and still fight, and kill, each other. People get hurt sometimes, but I would say it's about what you'd expect when intelligent beings live side-by-side.