text; un: tacobell

[itsjiaheng]

Name: Jongdae Lee
Date: 09 / 05
Format: text

it's funny cuz i was gonna make a video
and then i was like nah i cannot attach my face to this this is bad enough
so you get text and you will like it
....
i'm sorry

A N Y W A Y
some of you may already know but for those of you who don't
i recently died and became batman ( !!! )
this is literal because i can turn into a bat
funny story: vampires need blood
funniest story: did you know that people will try to scam you and sell you bad shit ???
( it's really not funny )
so i'm coming to you, the masses or at least the blood-inclined masses to be like
"what do you do" and "there has to be a better way right"
askin for a friend
i am not SUPER IN LOVE WITH THIS but i wasn't super in love with any of this process so HERE I AM
but also i think anyone who is a monster and has been one longer like..
how the hell do you even with this i ???
idek

i will be crippingly ashamed of this for the next four hours but i will resist the urge to delete it
if we can even delete things here
ok i resist the urge to attempt to delete it or delete it from my mind anyway
because in seriousness..
this feels kinda dangerous and i don't want anyone to get hurt

so yeah
thanks for your time or whatever

Comments

un: PrincessAllura

[quintessent]

[Oh dear, there is a lot in this message. First thing's first,]

Does your bonded not let you drink from them?

[itsjiaheng]

[ editing is definitely not a thing he's figured out yet and it SHOWS ]

oh
uhhhhh
still kinda.. working on that..
so far i've had helpful roommates
is that what people do though
you'd think bonding would spare someone having to get bitten..

[quintessent]

Oh dear.

[No bond and he has nobody giving him blood to drink regularly? That sounds like a recipe for disaster.]

It's not required, I'm sure, but it benefits your bonded as well. And it isn't so bad.

[LISTEN MAYBE SHE'S GOTTEN USED TO BEING BITTEN BY HER BONDED it's fine.]

[itsjiaheng]

[ SHE IS NOT WRONG he is in fact a disaster but he is trying to avert.. himself. ]

oh
well yeah see that'd be different 'cause the way it is now it's like a very selfish thing?
ERRRR not to say all vampires who bite other people are selfish ahhhh it just feels like that TO ME
but i guess if you're bonded there's like a trust thing
bonds are so hard it's like dating

[quintessent]

Are you feeling nervous about this conversation?

[On the bright side, that last bit gets her flustering. Now they can be disasters together.]

Dating is much more complicated! Bonds are more like… like a business arrangement.

Or teamwork!