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[itsjiaheng]

Name: Jongdae Lee
Date: 09 / 05
Format: text

it's funny cuz i was gonna make a video
and then i was like nah i cannot attach my face to this this is bad enough
so you get text and you will like it
....
i'm sorry

A N Y W A Y
some of you may already know but for those of you who don't
i recently died and became batman ( !!! )
this is literal because i can turn into a bat
funny story: vampires need blood
funniest story: did you know that people will try to scam you and sell you bad shit ???
( it's really not funny )
so i'm coming to you, the masses or at least the blood-inclined masses to be like
"what do you do" and "there has to be a better way right"
askin for a friend
i am not SUPER IN LOVE WITH THIS but i wasn't super in love with any of this process so HERE I AM
but also i think anyone who is a monster and has been one longer like..
how the hell do you even with this i ???
idek

i will be crippingly ashamed of this for the next four hours but i will resist the urge to delete it
if we can even delete things here
ok i resist the urge to attempt to delete it or delete it from my mind anyway
because in seriousness..
this feels kinda dangerous and i don't want anyone to get hurt

so yeah
thanks for your time or whatever

Comments

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[judgementor]

I can help you, if you'd like.

[itsjiaheng]

hehe well now that i've gone and put this out here in the wild i'm not gonna turn down what's offered
so
i appreciate it

[judgementor]

I'm sure you know about the bars that cater to our particular needs.
Does that interest you?