itsjiaheng: (this is a bad feel and i want to go home)
lee jongdae ([personal profile] itsjiaheng) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2020-09-05 11:10 pm

text; un: tacobell

Name: Jongdae Lee
Date: 09 / 05
Format: text

it's funny cuz i was gonna make a video
and then i was like nah i cannot attach my face to this this is bad enough
so you get text and you will like it
....
i'm sorry

A N Y W A Y
some of you may already know but for those of you who don't
i recently died and became batman ( !!! )
this is literal because i can turn into a bat
funny story: vampires need blood
funniest story: did you know that people will try to scam you and sell you bad shit ???
( it's really not funny )
so i'm coming to you, the masses or at least the blood-inclined masses to be like
"what do you do" and "there has to be a better way right"
askin for a friend
i am not SUPER IN LOVE WITH THIS but i wasn't super in love with any of this process so HERE I AM
but also i think anyone who is a monster and has been one longer like..
how the hell do you even with this i ???
idek

i will be crippingly ashamed of this for the next four hours but i will resist the urge to delete it
if we can even delete things here
ok i resist the urge to attempt to delete it or delete it from my mind anyway
because in seriousness..
this feels kinda dangerous and i don't want anyone to get hurt

so yeah
thanks for your time or whatever
unyieldingmarch: (Turning Dramatically)

text, username: Hresvelg

[personal profile] unyieldingmarch 2020-09-06 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, hey she has been namedropped...]

Good evening.

I am afflicted in the same manner.
I primarily eat animal blood. Any kind of blood will do, so long as it isn't terribly old.
Local butcher's shops are willing to help if you're willing to pay.
unyieldingmarch: <user name=crimsonflower> (Worry)

[personal profile] unyieldingmarch 2020-09-09 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't, no.
The same price you'd expect to pay for a normal meal, I suppose.

I will be honest, I keep stockpiles of it in one of those enchanted ice chests, and my retainer handles most of the purchasing.
But I do know where he gets it and could send you the address.