itsjiaheng: (this is a bad feel and i want to go home)
lee jongdae ([personal profile] itsjiaheng) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2020-09-05 11:10 pm

text; un: tacobell

Name: Jongdae Lee
Date: 09 / 05
Format: text

it's funny cuz i was gonna make a video
and then i was like nah i cannot attach my face to this this is bad enough
so you get text and you will like it
....
i'm sorry

A N Y W A Y
some of you may already know but for those of you who don't
i recently died and became batman ( !!! )
this is literal because i can turn into a bat
funny story: vampires need blood
funniest story: did you know that people will try to scam you and sell you bad shit ???
( it's really not funny )
so i'm coming to you, the masses or at least the blood-inclined masses to be like
"what do you do" and "there has to be a better way right"
askin for a friend
i am not SUPER IN LOVE WITH THIS but i wasn't super in love with any of this process so HERE I AM
but also i think anyone who is a monster and has been one longer like..
how the hell do you even with this i ???
idek

i will be crippingly ashamed of this for the next four hours but i will resist the urge to delete it
if we can even delete things here
ok i resist the urge to attempt to delete it or delete it from my mind anyway
because in seriousness..
this feels kinda dangerous and i don't want anyone to get hurt

so yeah
thanks for your time or whatever
disasterstraight: please call the fire department for me (sorry. i got stuck in a tree)

[personal profile] disasterstraight 2020-09-09 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not know whether animal blood would be sufficient. You are only the second vampire I have ever met, spoken to, or even heard of. I am in much the same situation you described, figuring things out as I go along.
Edited (PHONE TYPOS WHY) 2020-09-09 20:35 (UTC)
disasterstraight: you're lucky she even performs for you! (leave britney alone! leave her alone!)

[personal profile] disasterstraight 2020-09-12 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I am. I believe the type is called a harpy. I am becoming birdlike.

[ He's becoming a peacock, which is infuriating in and of itself, but this stranger doesn't need to know that. He wouldn't get the significance anyway. ]

What do you propose we do? I wasn't aware we had much choice in the matter.