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[whiteofcrime]

Name: Kaito Kuroba
Date: Oct 31 - Nov 2 (Samuin)
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So, er, I didn't realise I wasn't supposed to use magic...apparently. During this festival. -A- It wasn't even anything big, I was just practising! But they pelted me with paint D<

Anyway, anyone know where I can get some of those paintballs? Asking for purely innocent reasons.

(Also if anyone happens to have seen a mean-looking guy holding a pineapple somewhere that'd be great.)

^o^

[ He definitely doesn't have innocent things in mind for the use of that paint. ]

Comments

eavesdropping!

[fuelingfire]

[Lahabrea hasn't had that pineapple since a few hours after he arrived, so this clearly isn't about him. It's been a couple weeks now, a certain mechanized puca owned it, not him.

But what the hell could Mettaton have done to make anyone call him mean-looking?? This might be worth paying attention to.]

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[omnicrafter]

[Wait. "Mean-looking"? Mettaton had one in the house earlier, but... what?

Something doesn't compute here.]

Are you sure about the "mean-looking" part?

[whiteofcrime]

He had an angry red mask on and dark robes. Pretty sure that counts as mean-looking.

[omnicrafter]

I don't think Mettaton is even capable of looking mean, to be honest with you.

[And he probably wouldn't wear Ascian robes if Emet paid him exorbitant sums to do it. Too dark and dreary.]

However, that description does sound familiar. I just don't recall him having a pineapple...?

[whiteofcrime]

I saw him at the welcome thingy. He was holding it then and he stormed out. I followed him and tried playing with it but he didn't like that. He nearly choked me!!

[ Okay, so maybe he's embellishing that a little bit. ]

But nah it wasn't Mettaton. He's the robot-looking guy. Thing. Right? He was nice. He explained what bonds were to me.

[omnicrafter]

He what.

Listen, I know this sounds stupid, but he's dangerous, okay? You probably shouldn't mess around with him just for shites and giggles.

[Like she definitely does. Do as I say, not as I do, Kaito.]

Mettaton is a very kind robot, yes. That's why I had a hard time imagining you meant him...

[whiteofcrime]

[ Kaito stans one (1) robot and he's only ever spoken to them once. ]

Well yeah, I got that much from when he tried to choke me

What's his problem anyway? He's got about as much sense of humour as some guys I know back home. Is he a serial killer?

[omnicrafter]

...Yes?

[How does she even answer that...]

I mean, he's killed entire worlds full of people, so... yeah, I think that counts.

Let's just say he's old as dirt and has the cracked sanity to show for it.

[whiteofcrime]

Great, just great
Well at least he doesn't have a gun
His evil laugh could do with some work though

[omnicrafter]

Yeah, no kidding.

I'm sure he'd normally prefer magic as his weapon of choice, but I get the idea he's still in denial about not having it at the moment. And a lot of other things, actually.

But... if you have any further run-ins with him, let me know? Not to be his babysitter or anything, but I'm trying to keep tabs on it in case trouble starts.

[whiteofcrime]

Sure. If he tries to murder me again you'll be the first to know
But first I've got a score to settle with him >)

[omnicrafter]

[This after he just came to her with his own warning. Gods damn it...]

I don't know... I would highly recommend not prodding the hornet's nest, personally.

[whiteofcrime]

Unless he somehow manages to learn how to fling fireballs at me, I'll be fine

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[arturiarex]

I know little of paintballs or a mean-looking fellow with a pineapple, unfortunately. But I'll keep an eye out.

[whiteofcrime]

Thanks, though apparently he doesn't have the thing any more >:T He's got an angry red mask and creepy robes. Doubt you could mistake him for anyone else!

[ At least, he sure hopes there isn't a second person who wears a red mask and walks about in evil robes. But if there is, that'll just make confronting them all the funnier. ]

[arturiarex]

Also unfamiliar to me at the moment, I'm afraid.

But I'll certainly keep an eye out for you.

[whiteofcrime]

Hehe awesome
oh, but don't tell them I'm looking for them, that's important!!

[arturiarex]

Oh? Why would that be?

[whiteofcrime]

Isn't it obvious? I wanna surprise them hehe

[arturiarex]

A pleasant surprise?

[ That's a bit dry. Or would be. ]

[whiteofcrime]

Pleasant for me~

[ In that he will be pleased if he pulls it off. ]

Guy could use some colour in his life. Black's just BORING

[arturiarex]

I do find color more pleasing to the eye.

I wish you luck.

[whydogs]

I really want to know the story behind the mean-looking guy holding a pineapple.

[whiteofcrime]

you know, I never got to ask him why he had one
though he did say it was a gift for someone

[whydogs]

I guess we just aren't meant to know the answer to some questions.

But still.

[whiteofcrime]

I would've asked first but then I couldn't have snuck up on him
he nearly choked me for taking it!
can you believe that??

[whydogs]

Would it surprise you if I said yes?

[whiteofcrime]

D: where I'm from people don't try and choke others to death for taking something!

[ --says the guy who has built an entire criminal career out of taking things from the sort of people who would shoot him choke him to death. ]

seriously I don't know why he got so mad
it's not like pineapples are rare or anything

[whydogs]

Maybe not here, but a real one back home would probably cost me more than I can afford.

[whiteofcrime]

what really? why???

[whydogs]

Shit's expensive.

[whiteofcrime]

can't be more expensive than a prize melon or something though right? c'mon

[whydogs]

Beer costs $80.

A single beer.

[whiteofcrime]

[ What the hell. ]

WHAT THE HELL
WHY??

[whydogs]

The usual.

Shady mega-corporations and corrupt governments.