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[themogget]

I'm seeking a permanent bond.

[Another one of those posts, though they don't normally come from someone who looks just like a cat. Mogget has done this before, though little came of it the last time and the person who had been temporarily bonding with him is no longer around.

Mogget shifts in place, his small paws planted together as he sits in front of the camera.]

I'm a witch. Familiars have suited me until now but I would prefer not to risk my magic becoming unstable.

[And that's it really. He doesn't want to explode, thanks.]

Respond at your leisure. I'm not looking for a friend. Think of this as more of a business proposition.

Comments

[sparkofgoodness]

Business opportunities are more appealing when you can sweeten the deal a little.

[themogget]

It's a simple exchange. It doesn't need to be made more complicated by promises I wouldn't intend to keep.

[sparkofgoodness]

[ Oooh, all honesty are we? ]

I like you!

[themogget]

[He prefers to think of it as being practical.]

What an honour.

[sparkofgoodness]

[ It is, actually! ]

Snare anyone yet?

[ Now he's just being nosy. ]

[themogget]

That's none of your business, unless you have a mind to join them.

[sparkofgoodness]

I'm scientifically interested in the viability of your methods.

[ So there!

Also, he's nosy. ]

[themogget]

Is that so. And what is your scientific evaluation of my methods?

[sparkofgoodness]

Compare your rate of success to the rate of success from folk who went the traditional 'I like long walks on the beach, do you?' method, weigh up which had better results.

[themogget]

Ah, well. There should be no shortage of those. I don't see how personal preferences have anything to do with it.