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Name: Lucas Baker | UN: LCerberus
Date: 05/04
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Day 3. So who's growing in their special witch powers?
What about getting themselves bit by stuff, anybody trying that out yet??
[He types, flippantly. He's still... kinda treating everything going on here as a game. Not a joke, at least not anymore, but as a game he's a-rollin' with. Easier to throw up your hands and say "a'ight, a'ight, I'll roll with all of this for now! Looks like it's more good for me than not!" than it is to... think of yourself as "part of" it, what with all that talk back with Miss Nessie 'bout how every human being here has friggin' tapped-or-untapped magical powers.
And seemed to kinda assume that extended to all the folks here. Well, ha-ha, he sure don't like he's got any magical powers!]
Date: 05/04
Format: Text
Day 3. So who's growing in their special witch powers?
What about getting themselves bit by stuff, anybody trying that out yet??
[He types, flippantly. He's still... kinda treating everything going on here as a game. Not a joke, at least not anymore, but as a game he's a-rollin' with. Easier to throw up your hands and say "a'ight, a'ight, I'll roll with all of this for now! Looks like it's more good for me than not!" than it is to... think of yourself as "part of" it, what with all that talk back with Miss Nessie 'bout how every human being here has friggin' tapped-or-untapped magical powers.
And seemed to kinda assume that extended to all the folks here. Well, ha-ha, he sure don't like he's got any magical powers!]

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[Aren't people supposed to feel less tired when they wake up? Being awake is exhausting.]
huh?? are yuo superr fast?
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[...I mean, that's a little too cryptic to make the point you were trying to make there... as snappy as intended, but still.]
God no, I'm not a fucking athlete.
[Then... explain...???]
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[He hasn't managed much just yet. It's not exactly encouraging when he's having trouble even finding out what he is anymore.]
oh? what are yyou?
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[You're neither an athlete nor a coach.
I mean, accurate, but. Noted.]
YOU gotta want it for YOU and blah blah blah.
I'm a man of science is what I am!!! Born and bred inventor and biotech guy!!
[That was... slightly-misleadingly structured, but not intentionally.
Alas, that... also doesn't really answer his previous pseudo-riddle.
Cut the crap, Luke.]
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[Riddles hardly matter to an easy-to-please idiot.]
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Haha, isn't that right??
You bet your ass I can make whatever I want so long as I got some stuff to work with, I've been winning first prize for it since I was fucking 6!
In fact betcha if I could crack this shit open I could do stuff to this watch that'd make it look like a fucking tin can on a string but then again it KIND OF DOES next to the shit I'm used to working with back on the farm.
[He's... overselling himself a little, here. Like... can he code? Hell, yeah, sure.
But dude, it's not like you... invented the smartphone...]
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