[ Well, this was certainly entertaining so much so he kept it in the background while he made dinner. You never know when he'll hear something entertaining. But then he realized that it's not just the random gibberish of a raving drunk. Or at least he thinks she's not speaking gibberish.]

As a practicing alcoholic, I am a little impressed that you managed to operate your watch without messing up once or twice. Kudos, though I think your speech may be, ummmmm, impeded.

[ A beat. ]

More than what's expected of a drunk person, at least.