video | un: wvelvet

[tryhard]

Name: Waver Velvet
Date: April 1st
Format: Video


[ The camera view is a bit shaky, but the picture is clear enough to show... a bear.

Yes, a bear. A large, brown bear that seems to be happily asnooze upon what can only be the owner of watch's lower legs. It may be a bit difficult to tell in that usual, sepia tone the watch videos and images have, but there are definitely crumbs around the bear's snout and traces of what astute observers and/or bear aficionados may deduce could be honey.

Beyond the bear is a sliver of sunlight in a faint rectangle above: a doorway, almost entirely blocked by the mass of the napping bear's body.

A voice some might recognize as Waver's floats in from somewhere. ]

Hello. I once talked to someone on here who said they have a bear.

I'm going to need some bear advice. Urgently.

Comments

text; un: jiangwanyin

[lotus_of_rage]

I take it that the bear is not a normal part of your household?

[tryhard]

Not in the slightest, I'm afraid.

Does he look familiar to you?

[lotus_of_rage]

I can't say that I have.

How did it end up in your home?

[tryhard]

Thankfully this is not my home. Less optimally, though, it's someone else's shop.

I assume it smelled honey and wanted some? Frankly I'm not an expert at bears.

[lotus_of_rage]

I'm not sure as this does not seem to be a bear I have seen before. Perhaps, I should bring honey to see if that attracts it if you require assistance.

[tryhard]

embarrassingly enough, this is a honey shop...

A friend of mine is on her way to help, but thanks for the offer. Only if it was out of kindness. If it was out of a desire to find me and laugh at me, the thanks is limited.

[ ...difficult tell if he's joking, via text. He's just grumpy about being sat on by a bear, don't mind him. ]

[lotus_of_rage]

Ah, then bringing more would likely have little impact.

Of course. I wouldn't laugh. Unless you had deliberately instigated it and karma was coming back to get you. Which it doesn't sound like that was the case.

[He's kind of joking about that as well... but he'd be more likely to show more amusement if it hadn't been a chance happening of ending up under a bear]