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[hoboagogo]

Name: Shinjiro | Username: aragaki
Date: Aguril 13th
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alright so i think i got the day-to-day thing down. [he says as though he has a job or is a productive member of society at all-] and now I got some questions for people who've been here longer than me.

magic people: what's up with the witch thing? i saw they do classes, do you guys just go study magic all day? what kinda magic are you doing.

monster people: so what bullshit have you been turning into so far? i'm hoping i get something cool and don't end up like that poor asshole with no legs last week.

[SORRY.... SOMNUS..... he doesn't even know you and yet shade is being thrown......]

also, if you know any good places to eat lunch or grab a coffee or whatever people here drink, go ahead and drop 'em here.

Comments

[clickclickbang]

*wow*

you can totally train a dog to use the toilet

[hoboagogo]

bullshit. most of em aint even tall enough even if they could aim the leg right.

you aint even a real dog.

[clickclickbang]

can't even say i'm cuter

it's real hard to be cuter than a real shibe

[hoboagogo]

i dunno maybe some people are into it

dunno if they're the people you want but i mean beggars and choosers

[clickclickbang]

i already got people

who thankfully are not into that

[hoboagogo]

least there's that, then.

so since you're a monster did you gotta get a witch to bond with? they seemed pretty serious about that when i showed up.

[clickclickbang]

yeah one of my friends from home

[hoboagogo]

thats lucky. unless they're an asshole i guess.

everyone i know from home's a monster seems like. dunno what kinds yet though.

[clickclickbang]

oh fun

here's hoping you guys can all find witches to bond with

trust me it's way better than not

[hoboagogo]

yeah that's what I hear. Still ain't really clear on what that means, but I guess I'll find out soon enough.

i didnt really get how they explained bonding to us. it just keeps monsters normal and lets witches not explode or something right? shouldnt be too hard to find someone who'll do it.

[clickclickbang]

that but also like

emotions sorta leak out over the bond? and it sucks not being near them

[hoboagogo]

damnit. knew there had to be a catch.

so they know what you're feeling and you gotta be close to them all the time? that blows.

[clickclickbang]

not exactly

like you can do stuff on your own and stuff, like it's not gonna kill you just sucks during the full moon and you feel better sometimes around them

and the feelings are vague but if you know a guy really well you can probs figure it out

[hoboagogo]

that still kinda sucks. guess it's better than going crazy or whatever happens, though.

Guess i gotta work on finding a witch to bond with, then. i'd prefer to have a weird emotional eavesdropper to losing it once a month i guess.

does it completely get rid of the full moon effects?

[clickclickbang]

idk tbh I managed not to go feral before Iggy showed up

defs makes it way easier tho

and you're still gonna like change and stuff? but

[hoboagogo]

guessing iggy's your friend from back home?

yeah ok. still gonna change, but you aint gonna lose your shit and start chomping on people or whatever the hell monsters do. no ones really been clear about that other than saying they go feral.

[clickclickbang]

yeah, it'd be nice if they explained what "feral" means

like maybe the vampire ones go more vampy??? but like what about the bird ones

or the chimeras

or the freakin dragons

[hoboagogo]

yeah like. pretty sure i saw like a moose-person wandering around during that festival. pretty sure moose dont eat people unless i really fucked up in biology class.

[clickclickbang]

moose?

[hoboagogo]

yeah you know like a deer but with way bigger antlers

[clickclickbang]

oh uh

i'm not from whatever world has deer and stuff

[hoboagogo]

oh

[LONG PAUSE he's not good at this.]

uh if you meet louis he's one but the ones from my world dont stand up or talk. four legs, hooves, eat grass. hard to imagine them getting bloodthirsty.

[clickclickbang]

gotcha!

sorry yeah apparently that sorta thing is more common than chocobos?? which is weird

[hoboagogo]

yeah i dunno what a chocobo is. can't say i know every animal though.

louis said his world doesnt have humans so i guess its even.

[clickclickbang]

wait what

no humans??