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Entrapta, Princess of Dryl ([personal profile] tinyfood) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2019-09-13 12:50 am
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Name: Entrapta
Date: Septeril 11th
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HELLO ENTRAPTA HERE I AM LOOKING FOR HELP FROM ANYONE IN DORCHACHT WILLING TO ASSIST WITH COLLECTION OF SPARE PARTS FROM RADIOS LAWNMOWERS SEWING MACHINES ETC ETC ANY MACHINERY OR SCRAP METAL THANKS!!!! I WOULD JUST DO IT MYSELF BUT I AM SUPER BUSY. I CAN PROVIDE COMPENSATION IN THE FORM OF USEFUL DEVICES FOR AVOIDING DETECTION WHILE WE ARE HERE

I AM NOT BUILDING ANY BOMBS THIS TIME!!!!

I AM IN HIDING BUT I WILL SEND YOU THE ADDRESS + INSTRUCTIONS TO AVOID THE TRAPS!

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hallucinogem: (too hard to find)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2019-09-13 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
you know
usually "builds bombs" is a question on my standard roommate questionnaire
i knew i was making a mistake leaving it out this time
tinyfood: of cups that are too close to the edge of the table (user named " beavys_synatra " has been)

[personal profile] tinyfood 2019-09-13 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
IT WAS JUST ONE TIME AND ALSO IN A DREAM SO IT ONLY KIND OF COUNTS I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE ANYBODY WHO WAS INVOLVED WITH THAT DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING TO DO IT AGAIN
hallucinogem: (it's a flaming wonder telepath)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2019-09-13 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
i mean
is it as bad there as we thought it was
because i'm just saying
tinyfood: buddy, they wont even let me fuck yt (another day volunteeryng)

[personal profile] tinyfood 2019-09-13 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
OH IT'S REAL BAD BUT I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT THE EFFICACY OF INDISCRIMINATE VIOLENCE IN A REAL LIFE SCENARIO
niespodzianka: (410 •)

[personal profile] niespodzianka 2019-09-13 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
SURE

[ Man, someone just explained to Geralt that capslock is not proper typing procedure, and now this ?? When will technology make sense ?? ]
hallucinogem: (is it any wonder that the joke's an iron)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2019-09-13 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
no, it'd be pretty discriminatory violence
but i guess i see your point
if you're supposed to be a diplomat it would be a really bad idea to do anything not diplomatic

i'm kind of surprised you didn't bring any spare parts with you
don't worry, i'm keeping them safe here
tinyfood: (when you do sutuff lyke...)

[personal profile] tinyfood 2019-09-13 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT A DIPLOMAT I CAME HERE BY MISTAKE BUT THE FACT REMAINS IT IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO MINIMISE COLLATERAL DAMAGE USING EXPLOSIVES
tinyfood: ("breakyng yn" my new payr of jeans)

[personal profile] tinyfood 2019-09-13 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
ALSO THANK YOU FOR PROTECTING MY SPARE PARTS!! DON'T GO UP THERE OR TOUCH ANYTHING THOUGH
tinyfood: (yt ys wyth a heavy heart)

[personal profile] tinyfood 2019-09-13 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
EXCELLENT! WHAT CAN I BUILD YOU IN RETURN
starseedling: (my dude)

[personal profile] starseedling 2019-09-13 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Entrapta!! Are you guys really with the resistance?

[He had no idea that people were already doing that. Or... doing whatever Entrapta is doing.]
tinyfood: ys that the world wyde web. and the computer, ys the same thyng (one of the thyngs you realyze)

[personal profile] tinyfood 2019-09-13 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
SURE! I LEFT THEIR SEWER BASE BECAUSE IT SMELLED BAD BUT I GUESS WE ARE AFFILIATED
starseedling: (bro you look so cute right now dude)

[personal profile] starseedling 2019-09-13 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that's great!
Not the smelling bad part the other stuff

I don't think I can get any scraps without the guards noticing me but I could bring you something else. Do you have enough food and supplies?
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hallucinogem: (imprisoned by the thought)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2019-09-13 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
sorry, i need you to back up for a second
this doesn't seem like the kind of place you can get to accidentally

what did you DO, entrapta
tinyfood: buddy, they wont even let me fuck yt (another day volunteeryng)

[personal profile] tinyfood 2019-09-13 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
NO IT WAS DEFINITELY AN ACCIDENT I BARELY DID ANYTHING!
IT WAS THE TELEPORTATION DEVICE THEY HAD AT THE COVEN, WE WERE TRYING TO RUN SOME TESTS BUT IT'S BROKEN NOW
hallucinogem: (and the joke's on you)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2019-09-13 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
i've known you for five weeks and somehow i already know that's the most you thing i've ever heard.

i'm not touching any of your stuff, i know it's important even though i don't know what any of it is or does
but if you don't get back safe i'm gonna go up there and make an even bigger mess of everything
niespodzianka: (026 •)

[personal profile] niespodzianka 2019-09-13 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T NEED ANYTHING
tinyfood: at selectyng syx numbers and sayyng them out loud (yt ys really quyte astonyshyng)

[personal profile] tinyfood 2019-09-13 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU COULD BRING ME SNACKS BUT THE SNACKS HERE AREN'T VERY GOOD
tinyfood: (another blyssfful day ygnoryng the fact)

[personal profile] tinyfood 2019-09-13 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
OK IF YOU SAY SO!! THANKS
tinyfood: (horny does'nt exyst)

[personal profile] tinyfood 2019-09-13 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
HMMM I GUESS THAT WOULD BE OK IF I WASN'T AROUND TO USE IT. I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF IT LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOUT TO DIE!
hallucinogem: (it's a flaming wonder telepath)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2019-09-13 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
gods, you're bad at this
whatever
do you need these emergency parts because you already got caught
tinyfood: (lynyng my Folders to other Folders)

[personal profile] tinyfood 2019-09-13 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
NO! MY BASE OF OPERATIONS IS TOTALLY SECURE IT'S JUST NOT AS EASY TO GET MY OWN SUPPLIES HERE
hallucinogem: (is it any wonder that the joke's an iron)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2019-09-13 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
can't believe our perfect method of running across the rooftops to try to find somewhere safe isn't working
or is it just that a lot more people look up when they walk into rooms over there
niespodzianka: (006 •)

[personal profile] niespodzianka 2019-09-13 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
WHERE

[ ARE YOU doesn't get sent, shoddy Dorcharct reception. ]
metalcrusher: Mettaton peering around a wall while wearing a blue dress. (OH? THAT HUMAN...)

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[personal profile] metalcrusher 2019-09-14 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Scrap metal. Pulleys. Coils. Capacitors. My, my... If not a bomb, just what ARE you building with this quirky assortment of parts?? As a machine myself, I am interested in the nature of your ambitions.
textsfromhotland: (a major case of the dokis)

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[personal profile] textsfromhotland 2019-09-16 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[hi she's totally pinged by talk of spare parts and scrap metal]

oh hey any chance you could bring some back if you have any leftover parts?
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