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Name: Entrapta
Date: Septeril 11th
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HELLO ENTRAPTA HERE I AM LOOKING FOR HELP FROM ANYONE IN DORCHACHT WILLING TO ASSIST WITH COLLECTION OF SPARE PARTS FROM RADIOS LAWNMOWERS SEWING MACHINES ETC ETC ANY MACHINERY OR SCRAP METAL THANKS!!!! I WOULD JUST DO IT MYSELF BUT I AM SUPER BUSY. I CAN PROVIDE COMPENSATION IN THE FORM OF USEFUL DEVICES FOR AVOIDING DETECTION WHILE WE ARE HERE

I AM NOT BUILDING ANY BOMBS THIS TIME!!!!

I AM IN HIDING BUT I WILL SEND YOU THE ADDRESS + INSTRUCTIONS TO AVOID THE TRAPS!

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sorry, i need you to back up for a second
this doesn't seem like the kind of place you can get to accidentally

what did you DO, entrapta

NO IT WAS DEFINITELY AN ACCIDENT I BARELY DID ANYTHING!
IT WAS THE TELEPORTATION DEVICE THEY HAD AT THE COVEN, WE WERE TRYING TO RUN SOME TESTS BUT IT'S BROKEN NOW

i've known you for five weeks and somehow i already know that's the most you thing i've ever heard.

i'm not touching any of your stuff, i know it's important even though i don't know what any of it is or does
but if you don't get back safe i'm gonna go up there and make an even bigger mess of everything

HMMM I GUESS THAT WOULD BE OK IF I WASN'T AROUND TO USE IT. I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF IT LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOUT TO DIE!

gods, you're bad at this
whatever
do you need these emergency parts because you already got caught

NO! MY BASE OF OPERATIONS IS TOTALLY SECURE IT'S JUST NOT AS EASY TO GET MY OWN SUPPLIES HERE

can't believe our perfect method of running across the rooftops to try to find somewhere safe isn't working
or is it just that a lot more people look up when they walk into rooms over there

I HAVE FOUND SOMEWHERE SAFE! I JUST DON'T WANT TO LEAVE IF I DON'T HAVE TO

okay well
i do get that one
not just from an entrapta perspective either

i know the thought doesn't count right now but if i could i would
that whole place sucks
and it's not like you knew it would be a one way trip

I DIDN'T THINK I WAS EVEN GOING RIGHT THEN IF I HAD I WOULD HAVE PACKED BETTER

THE THOUGHT DOES COUNT THOUGH IT'S NICE TO HAVE FRIENDS

is that what we are

SURE!

huh
okay

should probably raise your standards for what makes someone your friend if all it takes is "not totally creeped out by your robots"

ACTUALLY I'VE BEEN USING SEVERAL DIFFERENT FACTORS TO ANALYSE MY FRIENDSHIP DATA RECORDS!

gods
not to sound old, but -_-;

I'M PRETTY SURE I'M OLDER THAN YOU BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

people don't use that kind of emote much anymore is all
maybe when i was just starting on scrolls but definitely not now
how old are you, even

'EMOTE'?
OH! I GET IT IT'S A LITTLE FACE RIGHT? NEAT! I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE SEMICOLON REPRESENTS THOUGH, SOME KIND OF MICROPHONE?

I THINK I'M 28 YEARS OLD OR MAYBE 29 BUT IT'S HARD TO KEEP TRACK ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'VE BEEN TRANSPORTED TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION

huh
i guess that's in spider years

it isn't a microphone, it's a sweatdrop. like, because
no you know what i'm not about to explain cartoon tropes to you, you don't need that knowledge

NO, REGULAR ETHERIAN YEARS
ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH A YEAR ON ETHERIA SEEMS TO BE THE SAME LENGTH OF TIME AS A YEAR IN THIS WORLD, AS WELL AS IN THE WORLDS OF THE MAJORITY OF THE OTHER MIRRORBOUND I'VE SPOKEN TO!

I HAVE TO SAY I AM REAL CURIOUS ABOUT THIS STUFF YOU DON'T WANT TO EXPLAIN, YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR WORLD'S CULTURE SOME OTHER TIME!

maybe once you get out of your hiding place and back to the house
maybe you'll get lucky and catch me on a day where i'm feeling talkative

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