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[darkcharge]

Name: Vanitas
Date: 11/2
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As so many people ask questions, advertise, or whatever on this thing I figure I have nothing to lose doing the same.

You see I have a particular problem. A pest problem. I'm looking for creative ways to rid myself of this little bug that seems super intent on sticking around. Normally I wouldn't bother with something like this but my usual methods of getting rid of unwanted things?

Well. It's not working.

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[darkcharge]

More powerful, you say? Now THAT'S interesting.
Oh don't get me wrong. Humans really ARE capable of some pretty terrible things.
However I believe that just about anyone is, depending upon the situation.

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[spaghettimonster]

WELL... YOU'RE NOT WRONG.
MURDER... ARSON... JAYWALKING...
EVEN MONSTERS COMMIT ALL SORTS OF CRIMES. PLUS OTHER, NOT ILLEGAL BUT VERY RUDE OR HURTFUL ACTIONS.
BUT THE SOUL PART IS REAL!
HUMAN SOULS LINGER AROUND AFTER DEATH. AND MAKE, AND BREAK, MAGIC BARRIERS.
MONSTER SOULS JUST SORT OF... DISINTEGRATE. WE'RE BAD AT DYING. OR VERY GOOD AT IT.

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[darkcharge]

Jaywalking...
Why wold you WANT to linger after death?
Doesn't that seem sort of pointless?

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[spaghettimonster]

NO WAY!
I MEAN, I WOULDN'T WANT TO LINGER FOREVER.
ESPECIALLY NOT WITHOUT A BODY...
THAT SOUNDS EVEN WORSE THAN LIFE AS A GHOST.
BUT WHO DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR FINAL GOODBYES, FROM DEARLY DEPARTED LOVED ONES?
I KNOW I'D WANT TO GIVE THEM, IF I COULD.

AND, MORE THAN THAT...
THERE'S THIS BARRIER, BACK HOME, THAT TAKES SOUL POWER TO BREAK.
HUMAN SOULS WERE THE ONLY ONES POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DO THE TRICK.

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[darkcharge]

I wouldn't recommend it, no.
There are some people who can at least sense ghosts, right?
All that aside, what is that barrier for? Why did it need broken?

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[spaghettimonster]

WELL, SURE. ANYONE CAN SENSE GHOSTS!
WHEN THEY'RE NOT INVISIBLE.

AS FOR THE BARRIER...
IT TRAPPED MONSTERS UNDERGROUND.
A WHOLE KINGDOM, IN A SINGLE MOUNTAIN, FOR GENERATIONS...
TALK ABOUT A HOPELESS PLACE.
THE BARRIER NEEDS BREAKING SO EVERYONE CAN GO FREE!
AND NOT JUST KIDNAPPED BY MIRRORS TO ANOTHER WORLD.

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[darkcharge]

So that's what you want then?
To break out and be free?
To interact with humans?

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[spaghettimonster]

I MEAN,
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FREE.
OR THEY'RE INDIFFERENT TO IT. BUT, WOULD LIKE THE OPTION!
I THINK I'M SET ON HUMAN INTERACTION.
IT HASN'T BEEN ALL IT'S BEEN CHALKED UP TO BEING.