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[darkcharge]

Name: Vanitas
Date: 11/2
Format: Text

As so many people ask questions, advertise, or whatever on this thing I figure I have nothing to lose doing the same.

You see I have a particular problem. A pest problem. I'm looking for creative ways to rid myself of this little bug that seems super intent on sticking around. Normally I wouldn't bother with something like this but my usual methods of getting rid of unwanted things?

Well. It's not working.

Comments

[lightblooming]

What are you up to?

[doctorheartstealer]

Kill it.

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[psychotronics]

Call me crazy, but I get the sense we're not talking about a literal bug here.

[firewalled]

what exactly have you tried to get rid of them?

[Rich is Suspicious that this person isn't referring to an actual bug, but he has asking questions will clear that up pretty quickly.]

[endsought]

I am presuming your pest problem deals with an actual person as opposed to something non-humanoid. Is this correct?

[scatmaam]

Well first of all, you should probably work on veiling your intentions a little better.

[curruid_coinchenn]

if you're asking what's the easiest way to get rid of someone, it's murder. i have a feeling that's not the answer you're looking for, though.

[thejoyrider]

I think it just wants to be your friend! Have you tried talking to it?

[Marie, on the other hand, is pretty convinced it is a literal insect he is talking about. This does not mean she is going to condone violence... without making sure it is deserved]

text, un: CoolSkeleton95 - a couple hours later

[spaghettimonster]

[Boy, can Papyrus relate to the pest problem, even and maybe especially with confirmations that the pest in question is a person. Even if almost every detail of the situation is different, from what he reads.]

I'VE READ AND REREAD YOUR ACCOUNT...
AND IT SEEMS TO ME, THE PROBLEM IS...
HE KEEPS TRYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU IN HIS WAY. INSTEAD OF BEING FRIENDS IN YOURS?
WHICH, WOW! HOW INCONSIDERATE CAN HE BE?
NO WONDER YOU'RE REJECTING HIS FRIENDSHIP ENERGIES.
HE SHOULD TRY CONNECTING TO YOU ABOUT THINGS YOU LIKE.
MAYBE A GOOD NO HOLDS BARRED SPAR, WHERE YOU YELL AT EACH OTHER, WOULD DO THE TRICK?