Video | Small Theft Auto

[fiddlestick]

Name: Elliot Craig (ft. Randy Orlando, Fie Claussell & Crow Armbrust)
Date: November 20th
Format: Video

[The video feeds is set outside of the Zemurian house, a nice house with a vibrant garden growing out front. Elliot stands out front, holding the communicator's camera so you can only see him right now.
He seems awkward and nervous doing this. Surprise, most of his music lessons posts were heavily rehearsed. ]

U-Um, hi everyone. So it seems like I got someone's car by accident? It's...much smaller than most cars I've seen, but I think they thought it was mine because... [He bites his lip, trying to figure out how to phrase "because I'm small enough to fit in it"] -- W-Well, it doesn't matter why I guess.

Anyway, I'd really like to return it to the original owner, so if you recognize this--

[He turns the camera to where he'd parked the car. Except the spot is notably car-less.]

-- What?

[The camera frantically moves around until you can see Randy, a full grown and very tall man - doing his best to drive a black convertible that is currently the size of a child's car, down the sidewalk. Fie is on the hood of the car, applying sparkly pony stickers to bedazzle it. Crow's running after them, but less to catch them, and more to film the heist]

H-Hey!! Randy! Fie! Get back here!

[the camera gets dropped onto the grass as Elliot tries to chase after him. Alas, he is not athletic enough to catch up, so it's not long until he slows to a stop and looks helplessly after them]

Crap...

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[lonewanderer]

[ Sounding amused, if a bit hoarse: ] Those are nice stickers.

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[fiddlestick]

[Elliot hears his communicator sound off, and walks back to return it. Oops. Didn't mean to drop it.]

Y-Yeah ... I should've known she'd squirreled those away somewhere.

Hope the owner likes unicorns...

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[clickclickbang]

[He's laughing but then he gets a better look at the car.]

What the fu-- [Yelling off-screen:] Noct! Iggy! You might wanna check the watches! I think Elliot has the Regalia!

[A beat.]

Or a toy version of it anyway!

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[fiddlestick]

[ ! ]

W-Wait, you know this car Prompto?

[oh no]

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[clickclickbang]

Yeah, she's King Regis's!

[Just. Also a toy right now.]

Noct loves that car. I love that car.

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[fiddlestick]

[What little color Elliot has drains from his face at the mention of "King Regis"]

Oh...

[Oh no. Randy and Fie just stole a king's car.]

D-Don't worry! T-They'll bring it back, I'm sure!

Zemuria Drift | Closed to Fie and Crow

[guardianreaper]

[It’s not so much ‘The Fast and the Furious,’ as it is ‘The Slightly Oversized And Just Over Running Speed’ but Randy and Fie somehow make it work. It’s not clear whether or not the car is even built for one person, especially one of Randy’s size. Still, the car is still running somehow, and moving forward.]

[Randy is driving towards town, and he looks like he’s having the time of his life.]

This is the life!

[sylphid]

[By now Fie's run out of stickers, so she's simply sitting on the hood facing forward. Randy is tall enough to see over her, so there's no issues there.

She glances back at Crow running along side them.]

What life? We're barely going above running speed.

[bad_crowmance]

Yeah but I'm getting some great footage!

[ For what purposes? His own entertainment, obviously. ]

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[clickclickbang]

[RIP Elliot.]

I'm sure! ...but where did Fie get those stickers?

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[fiddlestick]

[He sighs]

Leftover from the party ... I think? Maybe?

[guardianreaper]

[Randy grins again. It would be nice to say that the wind is blowing through his hair, but it would be more accurate to say that the wind is lifting his ponytail about an inch off his back. ‘What life?’ indeed.]

Glad to hear it! I’ll need a copy of that for my ladies.

[Randy, Randy no.]

Yeah, and that means we get a better view of the neighborhood.

[sylphid]

As if "your ladies" weren't repulsed enough already...

[Fie truly does wonder sometimes, but never enough to actually ask or look into it. She's sure she'd regret it soon after.]

Tell me how. Honestly. And can you make this go any faster?

[bad_crowmance]

I'll send you a copy when we're done.

[ He pauses for a moment, thinking about that. ]

Actually, Fie's got a point-- can that thing go any faster?

[guardianreaper]

[Randy doesn’t bother responding to anything else. Fie has a good point; how fast can they go?]

We’re about to find out.

[Without any more warning, he floors it. There’s a slight pause before the car jerks forward. It’s not a race car by any means, but it makes some decent time. It’s a really flashy go-kart.]

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[eluci]

[Noctis can be heard yelling in the background of Prompto's video: What do you mean toy Regalia?! before he opens his own video message.]

How did you get that?!

[It's definitely a tiny version of his dad's car]

[sylphid]

[The sudden momentum has Fie jerking back as the car moves forward, thought she manages to remain sitting.]

That's better.

[Back to Crow.]

Time to keep up.

[bad_crowmance]

Good thing I'm in shape!

[ Which is all he says before he starts running to keep up with them. ]

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[fiddlestick]

[Oh no. This must be Noct.]

T-The fae at the mirrorhouse pushed it on me!

I'm sorry! I tried to give it back, but they wouldn't take it!

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[clickclickbang]

And she didn't put them on everyone's face while they were sleeping?

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[fiddlestick]

Nah, that's more Millium's style than hers.

She just likes to rearrange my stuff to see if I notice.

[juzubeads]

A car? How do you even get a car by accident?

[He heard the message and got a little annoyed and confused, with the Coven contacting the Mirrorbound about it and all, but somehow he didn't.....really think that would mean things like cars?!]

.....wait what are they doing....?

[Is it their car? Kyo has no idea but it's actually kind of hilarious? To watch anyway. He could just picture Haru trying something like that.]

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