Video | Small Theft Auto

[fiddlestick]

Name: Elliot Craig (ft. Randy Orlando, Fie Claussell & Crow Armbrust)
Date: November 20th
Format: Video

[The video feeds is set outside of the Zemurian house, a nice house with a vibrant garden growing out front. Elliot stands out front, holding the communicator's camera so you can only see him right now.
He seems awkward and nervous doing this. Surprise, most of his music lessons posts were heavily rehearsed. ]

U-Um, hi everyone. So it seems like I got someone's car by accident? It's...much smaller than most cars I've seen, but I think they thought it was mine because... [He bites his lip, trying to figure out how to phrase "because I'm small enough to fit in it"] -- W-Well, it doesn't matter why I guess.

Anyway, I'd really like to return it to the original owner, so if you recognize this--

[He turns the camera to where he'd parked the car. Except the spot is notably car-less.]

-- What?

[The camera frantically moves around until you can see Randy, a full grown and very tall man - doing his best to drive a black convertible that is currently the size of a child's car, down the sidewalk. Fie is on the hood of the car, applying sparkly pony stickers to bedazzle it. Crow's running after them, but less to catch them, and more to film the heist]

H-Hey!! Randy! Fie! Get back here!

[the camera gets dropped onto the grass as Elliot tries to chase after him. Alas, he is not athletic enough to catch up, so it's not long until he slows to a stop and looks helplessly after them]

Crap...

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voice;

[lonewanderer]

[ Sounding amused, if a bit hoarse: ] Those are nice stickers.

voice;

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot hears his communicator sound off, and walks back to return it. Oops. Didn't mean to drop it.]

Y-Yeah ... I should've known she'd squirreled those away somewhere.

Hope the owner likes unicorns...

voice;

[lonewanderer]

I'm sure there's a way those will come off... maybe.

[ Pause. ]

Cars aren't usually that small, right?

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[clickclickbang]

[He's laughing but then he gets a better look at the car.]

What the fu-- [Yelling off-screen:] Noct! Iggy! You might wanna check the watches! I think Elliot has the Regalia!

[A beat.]

Or a toy version of it anyway!

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[fiddlestick]

[ ! ]

W-Wait, you know this car Prompto?

[oh no]

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[clickclickbang]

Yeah, she's King Regis's!

[Just. Also a toy right now.]

Noct loves that car. I love that car.

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[leatherdaddy]

[ what the ]

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[leatherdaddy]

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[leatherdaddy]

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[leatherdaddy]

[ know what, he’s rolling with this. ]

Hey, Noct! Look — it’s shrimpy, just like you!

[ what a douche. ]

Zemuria Drift | Closed to Fie and Crow

[guardianreaper]

[It’s not so much ‘The Fast and the Furious,’ as it is ‘The Slightly Oversized And Just Over Running Speed’ but Randy and Fie somehow make it work. It’s not clear whether or not the car is even built for one person, especially one of Randy’s size. Still, the car is still running somehow, and moving forward.]

[Randy is driving towards town, and he looks like he’s having the time of his life.]

This is the life!

[sylphid]

[By now Fie's run out of stickers, so she's simply sitting on the hood facing forward. Randy is tall enough to see over her, so there's no issues there.

She glances back at Crow running along side them.]

What life? We're barely going above running speed.

[bad_crowmance]

Yeah but I'm getting some great footage!

[ For what purposes? His own entertainment, obviously. ]

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[eluci]

[Noctis can be heard yelling in the background of Prompto's video: What do you mean toy Regalia?! before he opens his own video message.]

How did you get that?!

[It's definitely a tiny version of his dad's car]

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[fiddlestick]

[Oh no. This must be Noct.]

T-The fae at the mirrorhouse pushed it on me!

I'm sorry! I tried to give it back, but they wouldn't take it!

[eluci]

[It is indeed. Nice to meet you, Elliot.]

Uh...huh. Did it show up that small or have you been messing with it?

[Distrust! Sorry Elliot, he loves the car very much.]

[juzubeads]

A car? How do you even get a car by accident?

[He heard the message and got a little annoyed and confused, with the Coven contacting the Mirrorbound about it and all, but somehow he didn't.....really think that would mean things like cars?!]

.....wait what are they doing....?

[Is it their car? Kyo has no idea but it's actually kind of hilarious? To watch anyway. He could just picture Haru trying something like that.]

[fiddlestick]

I don't know ... that Fae handing out items gave it to me and refused to take it back.

[He didn't want a car!! Especially not a tiny car!! He doesn't even know how to DRIVE a car]

They...well, I think they're stealing it.

[juzubeads]

But if it isn't yours, why wouldn't they take it back and try find the proper owner then?

[Also....why are those guys stealing the tiny car? For laughs?]

Is it theirs? I don't see why else anyone would want such a small car if it isn't a mini.

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[blackbonded]

Uh... is everyone okay?

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[fiddlestick]

Um....


S-So....far?

[Reassuring]

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[rightfoot]

[ There's a slight sound of holding in a laugh because. Well. This is great? ]

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[fiddlestick]

[There's an audible sigh on his end. He's not surprised by Louis, but come on]

[Video]

[krihnnges]

[K'rihnn tries to avoid using anything other than the text feature for a variety of reasons. Unfortunately, the full moon doesn't allow him to have that luxury anymore. Even with semi-retractable claws, it's difficult to type with them.

Seeing this, though... he can't turn a blind eye. He might as well try to offer help, if it's still needed.]

U-um... do... you need any help? Getting back the... ah, car, is it?

[Video]

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot meanwhile, has seen so many turnskins and chimeras at this point that K'rihnn's appearance doesn't even get him to bat an eye]

Ah...only if you have a way to catch something that's moving faster than a person.