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Name: Antonio Salieri
Date: Deceuer 2nd
Format: Audio
Good evening, everyone. [Comes a very low, inauspicious tone.] I hope this night has treated you all well. [Very nice, though. Very cordial.]
As for myself: I have a question.
Would anyone be willing to help me bake a few dozen sugar cookies?
Ah.
Perhaps ... a bit more than a few dozen.
Date: Deceuer 2nd
Format: Audio
Good evening, everyone. [Comes a very low, inauspicious tone.] I hope this night has treated you all well. [Very nice, though. Very cordial.]
As for myself: I have a question.
Would anyone be willing to help me bake a few dozen sugar cookies?
Ah.
Perhaps ... a bit more than a few dozen.

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Oh, well I'd like to ... but I've been sick lately, so I'm not sure if that's what you want kids to see that when handing out cookies.
[Especially if someone recognizes the symptoms for what they are oh boy]
Though I'll be extra careful when I'm baking, don't worry!