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[recklessbelief]

Name: Akko
Date: 2/7
Format: text

soooo what's everyone's plans for valentine's day??? （〃・ω・〃）
i'm going to be making chocolate for all my friends! if there's anybody else planning on making chocolate you could come over and we could make it together
i'm okay with helping people if they're not sure what they're doing

[...She might need the help more than them in reality, but this is neither here nor there.]

oh! i know, it can be a sleepover for those that wanna stay longer or have a lot of people to make chocolate for. let me know if ur coming and i'll see about getting enough snacks for everyone (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

and supplies for making chocolates duh

Comments

[recklessbelief]

then it's a good thing i was here to remind you!

if you are feeling up to it, professor, i can help you make chocolates for your friends
or if you're not, just tell me what you want made and diana and i can get them ready for you

[Yes, she's just volunteering Diana without consulting with her.]

no one would even need to know we made them for you!

[Akko, everyone can see this...]

[beariot]

Akko, anyone can read this, you know. [ Just... not going to mention the Diana thing. Honestly, she could stand to be voluntold to do fun things from time to time. ]

Thank you. I think I'll be in good enough shape to be in the kitchen with you both as the date gets closer. At least for a little while.

[recklessbelief]

i knew that ｡(*^▽^*)ゞ

[did u tho?]

okay! how many should we be prepared to make?

[Just in case Chariot's not up to making all of them, Akko won't hesitate to make some in secret in advance. And if there aren't leftovers, well, it's not like it'll go to waste.]

[beariot]

[ shit ]

Well.

That depends. Really. I don't remember too much of my time in Japan, but you're supposed to give different types based on the relationship, right?

Like the difference between a lover and a friend, right?

1/3

[recklessbelief]

yep! honmei choco is what you give to someone you really like and giri choco is given to friends. honmei choco is usually fancier than the giri choco!

[recklessbelief]

[...give her a second...]

[recklessbelief]

WAIT ARE YOU DATING SOMEONE!? ( ⁰д⁰)

[beariot]

[ she didn't know the half of it ]

Is that


surprising?

[recklessbelief]

yes?? i mean no but i just wasnt expecting



WHO IS IT??? have i met them? can i meet them? are they nice?? how long have you been dating? are they also a witch or are they a monster here?? not that that matters but im curious

[beariot]

Akko I am begging you to narrow down some of those questions.

[recklessbelief]

SORRY S ORRY

is it weird that i'm asking? its weird, right? its really none of my business

but who is it????? are you guys in a secret relationship and cant tell anyone???

[beariot]

Well


No

it's not secret. [ That's definitely not the issue she's dancing around like her life depended on it. ]

[recklessbelief]

oh


do you want me to stop asking? i dont need to know if you dont want me to

[The curiosity will kill her and she'll probably make a not at all subtle attempt to suss out who's dating her mentor and idol, but it's fine. It's fine. Don't tell her. IT'S FINE.]

[beariot]

[ This is just. the worse. ]

It's not like that! It's just








complicated.

[recklessbelief]

oh no did you break up???
im not bringing up something bad by asking am i??? (๑´╹‸╹`๑)

[beariot]

[ AKKO YOU'RE MURDERING HER, YOU'RE A MURDERER ]

Oh no no! It's not that!

[recklessbelief]

professoooooooor!!!!

[beariot]

[ AAAAAAKKKOOOOOOOO ]

Yes?

[recklessbelief]

is it unrequited love?

[beariot]

Aren't you grasping at straws, here?

[recklessbelief]

what am i supposed to think? you won't give me a straight answer about anything (; ･`д･´)

[beariot]

Adult lives are just complicated, okay! This isn't the kind of thing you should be worried about!

All I did was ask about chocolate!

[recklessbelief]

okay okay

so you'll need at least one honmei choco. how many giri choco?

[beariot]

one to three.

[murowa]

[Diana has been closely following this conversation, and...

Nine out of ten days, Diana would play mediator, and ask that Akko not bother Ursula while she's still recovering.

Today is that one day.]

Professor.

Once Akko sets her mind to something, you and I both know that she won't ever quit.

And I have to admit, I'm a little curious about this as well.