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[blankpieces]

Name: un: dagwood
Date: February 12th
Format: Text

Good afternoon. I'm looking for a couple individuals for a future employment opportunity.

My name is Eli Dagwood and I am a toymaker, recently graduated from an apprentice position. To better situate myself in this new environment I would like to start a business, but I don't have the personality for running the front of the store. For that I'll need help. This is a paying position and you will be compensated a reasonable salary for your time.

Anyone I hire must:

1) Be willing to work customer service.
2) Be able to handle children at their worst.
3) Not have any issues with snakes or snake-like creatures.

No exceptions. If at least one applicant is capable of heavy lifting that would be optimal.

Please respond with any questions or interest.

Comments

[sneaksweet]

I just don't want to make a kid cry because I was scowling. I don't mean to, but that's how my face is.

[blankpieces]

[That does sound problematic.]

Would you prefer a mask or a full body costume? The latter will be more complicated and the expense would have to be docked from your pay.

[sneaksweet]

A mask'll work. Cute, probably? Like a rabbit or something.

[blankpieces]

A rabbit. I can do that.

[sneaksweet]

Thanks. Appreciate it.
Do you want to meet in person? Do you know when you're going to open?

[blankpieces]

I'm still working on establishing the location. I hope to be able to start putting the shop together within the next couple weeks.

I'll need help getting everything in working order. I'll contact you when that time comes.

[sneaksweet]

Got it.

Let me know when you need me.

[blankpieces]

Of course.