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Name: un: dagwood
Date: February 12th
Format: Text

Good afternoon. I'm looking for a couple individuals for a future employment opportunity.

My name is Eli Dagwood and I am a toymaker, recently graduated from an apprentice position. To better situate myself in this new environment I would like to start a business, but I don't have the personality for running the front of the store. For that I'll need help. This is a paying position and you will be compensated a reasonable salary for your time.

Anyone I hire must:

1) Be willing to work customer service.
2) Be able to handle children at their worst.
3) Not have any issues with snakes or snake-like creatures.

No exceptions. If at least one applicant is capable of heavy lifting that would be optimal.

Please respond with any questions or interest.

Comments

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Excuses don't suit you.

[incinerating]

There's a difference between excuses and reasons, you know. And I'm not sure if you should be the judge of things, your snake changes come naturally and learning magic has turned out to be surprisingly difficult.

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Are you sure you're approaching it with the right mindset?

[incinerating]

How should I know? I didn't even think magic was real until recently.

But I suppose you have an expert answer, don't you?

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No, I won't have the opportunity to use it myself outside of enchanted items. That's why I'd like to observe it.

[incinerating]

[Oh, well, that's surprising. Eli has seemed very sure of himself so far, so him admitting he has no opinion or answer here is a bit surprising. Nice, though.]

Oh, well, sure. I'll show you what I can do.

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Good. When is a good time for you?

[incinerating]

Literally any time I'm at the Coven training. Otherwise, whenever I'm not working. That's kind of inconsistent though. Here.

[Attached is his current Coven training schedule and his work schedule for the next few days.]

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Then I want to see you tomorrow, after work.

[If he doesn't get impatient and have him do something while he's there.]

[incinerating]

Sure thing, boss.

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[Good boy.

Near will be reminding him when the time comes.]