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[blankpieces]

Name: un: dagwood
Date: February 12th
Format: Text

Good afternoon. I'm looking for a couple individuals for a future employment opportunity.

My name is Eli Dagwood and I am a toymaker, recently graduated from an apprentice position. To better situate myself in this new environment I would like to start a business, but I don't have the personality for running the front of the store. For that I'll need help. This is a paying position and you will be compensated a reasonable salary for your time.

Anyone I hire must:

1) Be willing to work customer service.
2) Be able to handle children at their worst.
3) Not have any issues with snakes or snake-like creatures.

No exceptions. If at least one applicant is capable of heavy lifting that would be optimal.

Please respond with any questions or interest.

Comments

[eyeforaneye]

To be boring wouldn't be so criminal, Eli.

I'd suggest you find a temporary friend in someone else.

[blankpieces]

Unnecessary, but thank you for the suggestion.

Do feel free to stop by the shop, even if I don't think we have anything you'd want.

[eyeforaneye]

You haven't even said where it is.

[blankpieces]

Because I don't have a location secured yet. It's an open invitation for whenever I do.

[eyeforaneye]

I see. You can send me a message when your work is complete.

[blankpieces]

I will be sure to do so.

[And maybe we can pretend he actually did.]