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Name: un: PXW
Date: Feb 13
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[Anyway.]

WANTED-- Lodging in a respectable rooming or boarding house, with a strong desire for the latter. The following accommodations must be met: No animals kept indoors; No children; No fellow tenants who might be susceptible to the vices of liquor, betting, or marriage. The room must be clean, quiet, private, and immediately available. A locking door is most preferable.

Prospective tenant is an educated man of science accustomed to long hours, with little taste for parlor games.

Make your reply here. References to be waived for the sake of expediency and convenience ONLY, and may be requested upon inspection of the premises.

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Yes. Live on your own. Away from the animals or people transforming into monsters that strongly resemble animals.

The moment I have the means with which to secure a reliable assistant or maid, you have my guarantee that I will do so.

Ohhh.

So you're lazy.

Got it.

Not at all. I have more important occupations.

I can literally see the posted pictures.

You are lazy. And garbage. And a liar. Maybe you should inform people you'll trash any place you live.

You are most welcome to your misinformed opinion.

[No you're not; he's going to be incensed at being called lazy for the REST OF THE WEEK! People being wrong on the internet should be illegal!!]

You literally said you didn't want to clean up after yourself. Maybe place some value on living in satisfactory conditions.

I said nothing of the sort. I said I am busy, and do not have the time. If you cannot discern the difference between the two, it is hardly a failure on my part.