(no subject)

[chiastic]

Name: un: PXW
Date: Feb 13
Format: Text

[Anyway.]

WANTED-- Lodging in a respectable rooming or boarding house, with a strong desire for the latter. The following accommodations must be met: No animals kept indoors; No children; No fellow tenants who might be susceptible to the vices of liquor, betting, or marriage. The room must be clean, quiet, private, and immediately available. A locking door is most preferable.

Prospective tenant is an educated man of science accustomed to long hours, with little taste for parlor games.

Make your reply here. References to be waived for the sake of expediency and convenience ONLY, and may be requested upon inspection of the premises.

Comments

un: saber

[arturiarex]

I am still residing in the barracks; perhaps that might be of interest? They are admittedly spartan, but they suffice for my needs.

un: gioia.

[trouvaille]

( several sepia toned pictures: the chaos after warthrop smashed everything in the kitchen, the general unfortunate state of his bedroom before she took the bed out back to be burned- )

I would strongly recommend not housing him in anything you intend to be fit for anyone else's cohabitation.

un: jack

[momental]

I'm surprised your last accommodations lasted as long as they did.

video; un: reddeer

[rightfoot]

[ Leans into the camera. ]

Good luck to you. Maybe you should consider getting your own home and not subjecting others to you.

video; (un: aragaki)

[hoboagogo]

[Keen eyed viewers may notice that what's visible of the room behind him looks suspiciously similar to where Louis the Talking Deer is. Anyway, have a man who is clearly half goat.]

...Okay, but half the people here are animals. Or at least partway there.

text | un: voidgear

[darkcharge]

Well that rules out half of the population and specifically Turnskins.

text | un: ven

[callmeven]

are you allergic to animals?

Un: Yuya

[hippocarnival]

theres apartments in the haven that are free for mirrorbound

theyre not big so theyre easy to take care of and you can live alone

maybe thatd be best?

un: sephiroth

[supersoldier]

An educated man of science. Can you expand on that?

un: taru

[seemstressed]

How exactly is marriage a vice?

text | un: wangxian

[taciturnly]

Have you perhaps considered constructing your own abode?

text; (network name: "Stiles")

[mensrea]

You sound like a real party, dude. But yeah, I do know a place like that if you’re still looking. They definitely don’t allow pets or kids, though I haven’t met the other tenants so I can’t vouch for them. You’ll have to vet them yourself.