(no subject)

[chiastic]

Name: un: PXW
Date: Feb 13
Format: Text

[Anyway.]

WANTED-- Lodging in a respectable rooming or boarding house, with a strong desire for the latter. The following accommodations must be met: No animals kept indoors; No children; No fellow tenants who might be susceptible to the vices of liquor, betting, or marriage. The room must be clean, quiet, private, and immediately available. A locking door is most preferable.

Prospective tenant is an educated man of science accustomed to long hours, with little taste for parlor games.

Make your reply here. References to be waived for the sake of expediency and convenience ONLY, and may be requested upon inspection of the premises.

Comments

[chiastic]

You are mistaken entirely. I am not asking for help; I am requesting the letting of a room. If you do not have one or if it does not fit my noted requirements, there was, has been and continues to be no obligation to reply.

[hoboagogo]

Sounds like different words for the same thing. Requesting, asking, either way you need someone to do something for you.

[chiastic]

Which you are evidently not qualified for, and so none of this pertains to you whatsoever.

[hoboagogo]

Maybe. But then again, only one of us here has a nice five bedroom place with new furniture.

[Because his bondmate set all his old furniture on fire in the yard but whos counting.]

[chiastic]

I am done with having my time wasted. Good day.