(no subject)

[chiastic]

Name: un: PXW
Date: Feb 13
Format: Text

[Anyway.]

WANTED-- Lodging in a respectable rooming or boarding house, with a strong desire for the latter. The following accommodations must be met: No animals kept indoors; No children; No fellow tenants who might be susceptible to the vices of liquor, betting, or marriage. The room must be clean, quiet, private, and immediately available. A locking door is most preferable.

Prospective tenant is an educated man of science accustomed to long hours, with little taste for parlor games.

Make your reply here. References to be waived for the sake of expediency and convenience ONLY, and may be requested upon inspection of the premises.

Comments

[hippocarnival]

[Give him about 10 minutes. He can't imagine wanting strangers to hear all about getting kicked out like this...]

uh i think a messy apartment is going to be your only choice

itll stay cleaner longer if youre usually not home

[chiastic]

What a revelatory bit of advice. Truly, we are all of fortunate to have such a vaunted scholar in our midst.

Good day, sir or madame.

[hippocarnival]

sir

you can call me Yuya

[chiastic]

I do not care to call you anything at all.

[hippocarnival]

i mean thats my NAME

i know youre upset about being kicked out but isnt this kind of immature?

[chiastic]

I am the farthest thing from upset. I am quite satisfied to be in pursuit of a living arrangement for suitable to my needs rather than being forced to tolerate the one I was foisted into by necessity.

[hippocarnival]

uh huh

but this isnt really making a good impression for anyone whod take you in

right?

[chiastic]

I have no interest in making a good impression. Only an honest one.

[hippocarnival]

i guess thats important too

[... He stands by his advice he should just take an apartment.]

[chiastic]

Quite so. There is simply no point in misrepresenting one's person or opinions.