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wei wuxian (wei ying) ([personal profile] weiward) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2020-03-03 07:25 pm

video.

Name: un: wwxwashere
Date: 3/3
Format: video

[he's actually been working on something for the better part of the day. there's been clouds of smoke and explosions, until finally

it's ready.

the feed starts with a close-up of what looks like a kettle of lava, an angry red color that shouldn't exist outside of hell itself. and beside it, one grinning wei wuxian.]


Can you see me? Hear me too? Alright! I haven't been here for that long, but already people have shared so many things about where they're from. Since we're all friends here, I thought it was time that I did the same.

So I made my best soup to share!

[as if on cue, the deep red liquid bubbles up and breaks. those with sharp hearing might swear that the soup screams.]

Mine won't be as good as Shijie's, but it's my own recipe. Lan Zhan went to the trouble of finding all the ingredients for it. He even found a new pepper to add to the others, so it's extra flavorful! This big bowl is for Lan Zhan [r.i.p.], but there's still plenty to share if you want a taste.

Don't be shy! If we haven't met, I'm Wei Wuxian. And I humbly ask forgiveness of all the mothers if my soup is better than theirs. I can't be blamed for a good cook.

[or accused of it in the first place.]
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[personal profile] clickclickbang 2020-03-04 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow that looks spicy as all hell.

Prompto is intrigued.]


What kinda soup is it?
clickclickbang: (Can't Hear You)

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[personal profile] clickclickbang 2020-03-04 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

How the heck does cabbage, chestnuts, and mushrooms turn into actual lava?

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[personal profile] taciturnly 2020-03-04 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
( oh, great. you turned the last events of nightless city into a soup. )

Wei Ying. How many peppers have you used?

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[personal profile] zewu_jun 2020-03-04 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[This... looks bad. It seems slightly terrifying, even from just a glance. But ignoring this would be rude. He can't feign ignorance well and he doesn't want to ignore Wei Wuxian anyway. He's trying to reach out more, that was the plan.]

Wei-gongzi, you... have prepared something?

[Don't look scared. Don't flinch. Don't let your eyes betray you, Lan Xichen.]
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[personal profile] zewu_jun 2020-03-05 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Memories? He at least manages to keep his expression mild, but the bright red of the pot is anything but natural. It can't be good memories that Wei Wuxian is referring to.]

You said that Wangji helped you do that?

[He does not sound convinced at all. It's too reckless, even for someone devoted like Lan Wangji. What if someone actually tries to eat that? What if it turns around and bites them?]

I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with the recipe. Is it from Yunmeng?

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[personal profile] getting_better 2020-03-04 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[What kind of insult to the culinary world is that??? Holy hell did the soup just scream????]

Are you offering that to....any race in particular?

[Like Satan. He should offer that to Satan.]
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[personal profile] getting_better 2020-03-04 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
O-Oh. I see.

[He was afraid he was going to say that. Bishop closed his eyes in silent mourning for the disasters to come.]

It has an, ummmm, interesting color to it. What ingredients did you use?

[Aside from molten rock and souls of the innocent.]

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[personal profile] finesseblade 2020-03-04 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
what did you cook this with, the blood of innocents? why does it look like that?

[ Does. Does he not see what a violent shade of crimson that is. ]
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[personal profile] finesseblade 2020-03-05 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean there's no meat in it? Sounds like a waste of vegetables. And spices.

[ But he'll agree on the seasoning, and since they at least seem to have that in common, he'll... give the meatless soup a chance. ]

So, what, is it a tomato soup? Is that why it's that color?

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[personal profile] escardos 2020-03-07 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
was that me or did i hear that scream?

can you please record someone trying it?!
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[personal profile] murowa 2020-03-10 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I assume you've already tried it yourself?
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[personal profile] murowa 2020-03-13 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
At least you had that much sense.

[Though she still heavily questions his... taste.]

And you also seem proud of what you made.

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