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Name: un: wwxwashere
Date: 3/3
Format: video
[he's actually been working on something for the better part of the day. there's been clouds of smoke and explosions, until finally
it's ready.
the feed starts with a close-up of what looks like a kettle of lava, an angry red color that shouldn't exist outside of hell itself. and beside it, one grinning wei wuxian.]
Can you see me? Hear me too? Alright! I haven't been here for that long, but already people have shared so many things about where they're from. Since we're all friends here, I thought it was time that I did the same.
So I made my best soup to share!
[as if on cue, the deep red liquid bubbles up and breaks. those with sharp hearing might swear that the soup screams.]
Mine won't be as good as Shijie's, but it's my own recipe. Lan Zhan went to the trouble of finding all the ingredients for it. He even found a new pepper to add to the others, so it's extra flavorful! This big bowl is for Lan Zhan [r.i.p.], but there's still plenty to share if you want a taste.
Don't be shy! If we haven't met, I'm Wei Wuxian. And I humbly ask forgiveness of all the mothers if my soup is better than theirs. I can't be blamed for a good cook.
[or accused of it in the first place.]
Date: 3/3
Format: video
[he's actually been working on something for the better part of the day. there's been clouds of smoke and explosions, until finally
it's ready.
the feed starts with a close-up of what looks like a kettle of lava, an angry red color that shouldn't exist outside of hell itself. and beside it, one grinning wei wuxian.]
Can you see me? Hear me too? Alright! I haven't been here for that long, but already people have shared so many things about where they're from. Since we're all friends here, I thought it was time that I did the same.
So I made my best soup to share!
[as if on cue, the deep red liquid bubbles up and breaks. those with sharp hearing might swear that the soup screams.]
Mine won't be as good as Shijie's, but it's my own recipe. Lan Zhan went to the trouble of finding all the ingredients for it. He even found a new pepper to add to the others, so it's extra flavorful! This big bowl is for Lan Zhan [r.i.p.], but there's still plenty to share if you want a taste.
Don't be shy! If we haven't met, I'm Wei Wuxian. And I humbly ask forgiveness of all the mothers if my soup is better than theirs. I can't be blamed for a good cook.
[or accused of it in the first place.]
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[no. no, there's no way his should could be considered 'lethal'. wei wuxian looks from his face to the bowl, picking up an extra spoon after a few seconds to take a taste of it for himself.
he smacks his lips, looking thoughtful before his gaze shifts back to the blond.]
Is it boring?
[boredom is definitely lethal to him.]
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['a little'.]
It cures headaches, and clears your sinuses, and makes you sweat out toxins! I just want you to be healthy, like Lan Zhan is! ...Lan Zhan?
[wait, wasn't lan zhan here earlier, did he pass out?]
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[wei wuxian, do not look flattered.]
Does this mean you don't like it?
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[An exaggeration but not by much.]
...probably really good as a chemical weapon, though.
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[in pain, sure. extremely uncomfortable, definitely. but death? surely not.
he does look unsure though.]
I wonder where I went wrong...maybe it would have been better with meat.
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[whew, what a relief now that he's got that figured out.]
Maybe you can take some and add it in when you get home? Oh! You live with people, don't you? Maybe they'd like some!
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Ah, yeah, total shame that. So, what're you gonna do with all the extra soup?
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[Poor, poor Lan Zhan.]