A request [text]; un: Berserker

[curruid_coinchenn]

i'm looking for someone with good morals to bond with flat escardos. i'm bonded to him and that's fine -- i'm not looking to annul the bond or anything like it. if you're not inclined to bond with him, then being willing to explain why the behaviors he considers normal are not normal is good enough.

he is basically a wild animal in human form. he is friendly and outgoing, but don't be lured into a false sense of security by this facade. he is chaotic and strange and will not stop talking once he starts unless you find a way to forcibly silence him.

this is an incomplete list of behaviors he considers normal:

• experimenting on friends without telling them they're a part of an experiment


• conducting loud experiments at odd hours


• nearly burning down the house while conducting pointless experiments


• living in conditions that would embarrass a raccoon


• trying to get people to eat wax

i could go on, but then i would spend way too much time writing this post. you get the idea. he has no concept of manners or propriety and doesn't know how to conduct himself around other people. when things are explained to him, he seems to understand, i'm just not the person to explain these things to him.

any offers of help are appreciated. i can get you in contact with him easily...he'll likely reply here, so if you're interested in being his moral compass, you can speak with him directly.

Comments

[curruid_coinchenn]

everything i've said i've told him to his face. i've told him i can't give him the guidance he needs. it doesn't mean he's going to take this well and i'm prepared for that.

[sealeted]

It's not like Gilgamesh hasn't spoken disparagingly about me and my past experiences to my face, either. Doesn't mean I particularly appreciated him going behind my back and making arrangements without my input.

[curruid_coinchenn]

flat has the final say in whether or not he wants to talk to anyone. this was the only way i could think of to find people willing. i don't know that many people with the necessary...patience to try to give him the basis he needs.

what's your name so i can pass your information along to him? i'm ciarán cú, formerly a berserker.

[sealeted]

Still, I’d recommend actually involving him in advertisements like this. Maybe give him a first say, rather than just a final one. For the record, when my Bonded pulled this on me, my first thought was that Gilgamesh wanted me to move out. You might be giving him an impression you really don’t intend to.

I’m Hakuno Kishinami. He and I have spoken before.

[curruid_coinchenn]

[ She's right, but he's also stubborn as a mule, so he'll never admit it. ]

i'm aware.

good, then you know what you're in for already, don't you?

[sealeted]

[Lucky for him, she's intimately familiar with the type.]

I've had a small preview.

[curruid_coinchenn]

be prepared for that in a greater volume than you're ready for.